The Guardsman
@DailyGuardsman
kinda sus you're reading my bio. MPOC. He/Him. Tai'shar Ukraini 🇺🇦
If the former ever did win, you'd have 6 months of chaos ending with Bad Empanada as the General Secretary and Hasan would be thrown in the gulag right next to Ethan
Hasan or Trump who you voting for if you had to pick?
Me at home depot and Ace unable to find boiled linseed oil while my ancestors looked down on me in shame
my parents bought some blood sausage and IBS be damned I'll pay the consequences
we need a slur for clanker quislingss
33% of teenagers are apparently using AI chatbots for romance, companionship, and conversation practice
Worthless degenerates (probably includes you), have been saying Gazans have been starving for the last 2 years. You dont get to act like you have the moral high ground because you've been saying someone that hasnt been happening, until now, has been happening all this time.
Happy to extend grace to the millions of people who are for the 1st time seeing pics of Palestinians being starved to death by Israel & realizing the people crying “genocide” were right. Why tf would that grace extend to anyone who made sure they never saw those images?! Foh
This shit will always make me laugh 💀
what’s a video that lives in your mind rent free😭
My toilet for what I’m about to do to it, IBS is a bitch
Who is saying something about the future, that you think is correct, but is not being heard?
Racist alert
Any politician who autographs a bomb should be shamed out of public life. Josh Shapiro is a hack narcissist who will never be president
$12 is a bargain, this would cost at least $60 to make at home
went today and here’s how it actually looks
Ethan calls out Vaush and Hasan for getting their start in Destiny’s community “How is it that they all come from Destiny..yet they love to scream how I’m so associated..sry to break it to you..I made it w/out putting Destiny’s c*ck anywhere near my mouth”https://t.co/jNI7wks3Qn
Shot a fully auto Tommy gun once, inserted the mag, pulled the bolt back and it wouldn’t release, couldn’t find bolt release, tried to pull it back more to release and couldn’t, stared at it for 10 seconds before I remembered
Share a piece of gun lore about yourself.
Saddest part is the deer is Mary Peltolas husband reincarnation
An Alaska Airlines Boeing 737 hit a few deer while landing at Kodiak Airport
TFW no tavern wench gf after a long shift in the town watch
Forget about your most Boomer complaint. Or your most Zoomer complaint. Let me hear your most medieval complaint.
Hulk Hogan died because they took all the hentai dating sims off itchio...... he died of a broken heart, dude ..
not my dividing 87 by 12
George Santos shares farewell post before going to prison for 87 months starting tomorrow: “I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit. 💋🇺🇸 ✨”