DaddyNeedsCoffee 🇺🇦 🚴♂️ 🎨 🇪🇺
@DaddyCoffee73
Dad jokes, politics, satire. Deliberate spelling error in every post. As seen on #thelastleg and The James O'Brien Show 🙂 Mention my family for instant block
It’s not every day you get mentioned on one of your favourite TV shows! #TheLastLeg 😀
Every single Southport rioter was a @Nigel_Farage supporter. All of them. Every... single... last... one. Every single Epping rioter was a @Nigel_Farage supporter. Every... single... last... one. #FarageRiots #farageriots2025
This has "Hoovering whilst naked, tripping over a fruitbowl and ending up in A&E with a cucumber up the arse and your knob stock in a Dyson" vibes...
One of the team who post to my X account accidentally pressed like on an awful antisemitic tweet earlier today. I apologise for this. The post also refers to “brown savages”, and is equally racist against me. Clearly it was not intentional. The amount of antisemitism and…
Why does this vile study of foetal alcohol syndrome, hewn from alabaster-white retro Alsatian shit think she should have an opinion about when my child can vote??
Cuteness OVERLOAD 🥹🥹🥰🥰 @EdwardTheuns and Scott Theuns. C’est TELLEMENT MIGNONNN 🥹🥹🥰🥰 #TDF2025
If Tommy Robinson's followers had a name, they would be proscribed. It's no coincidence that he eschews a name (like EDL or National Action). How should the gov deal with a group that won't give itself a name but clearly reaches the threshold of a terrorist organisation?
Why do gamgams often start their replies with “You Sir…” as if they’re an 18th century nobleman, pissed on brandy, challenging someone to a duel? 🤷🏻♂️
I think I’ve blocked more people in the last few hours than in all of my previous years on this platform. Gamgams everywhere!
OK folks, with #FarageRiots season just around the corner, it's time to bag-and-tag a few more "Lucy Connollys". So if you see ANY incitement, report to Police. 👁️ Be Vigilant 📸 Take Screenshots 👮 Report to Police, NOT Twitter/X Good luck! 😎
BREAKING NEWS: @KemiBadenoch will spend today rearranging deckchairs.
Etymology of the day: spiders were once known as ‘attercops’, or ‘poison-heads’, because it was believed most spiders were venomous. The ‘cop’ element became the ‘cob’ in ‘cobweb’.
16 and 17 years ago olds with no interest in politics simply won’t vote. Have you ever tried to get a teenager to do anything they can’t be arsed with?? I think the far right gamgams are getting their Union Jack knickers in a twist over very little.
Who’s got the KOM on Superbangers? I fear they may be getting an “Uh-oh” text from Strava this afternoon… #TDF2025
I met an Afghan man, resettled here after the fall of Kabul… he is educated, cultured, well-travelled and hard working. I’m very proud to say he and his family have become dear friends. He now cannot ever return home despite that being his dream. We have let these people down.
My view on the Afghan mess is clear. I would resettle the tiny number who actually helped us, including those currently in the UK, to a safe third country. Afghanistan is a backward country, with a medieval culture - we do not need more Afghan men in Britain. End of story.
Reform's record of never winning a seat they're defending continues...
Eccleshall & Gnosall (Staffordshire) Council By-Election Result: 🌳 CON: 44.4% (+10.1) 🌍 GRN: 27.3% (+8.2) ➡️ RFM: 24.7% (-10.3) 🌹 LAB: 3.7% (-3.9) No LDM (-4.1) as previous. Conservative GAIN from Reform. Changes w/ 2025.
This is why ghouls like Fartage and that awful Corcoran thing don’t want our children to be able to vote at 16. Well done @UKLabour, it’s one of the main reasons you won my vote.
Westminster Voting Intention [16-17 Year Olds]: LAB: 35% GRN: 19% RFM: 17% CON: 11% LDM: 7% Via @focaldataHQ, 14-18 Jul.
I can’t begin to imagine the pride you’d feel seeing this 😍
Yesterday our old school, Huntington School, performed a brilliant version of Disco Down at their end-of-year arts concert. It’s not just that they sounded incredible…it was where it happened. That same assembly room where, aged 11, Rick and I saw our first ever live band. 1/3
The world would be a better place if more people just said sorry. Well done @TobiasJohannes1
1/2 I am terribly sorry for what happend to @TamauPogi. I was trying to follow a move and I can see that I was to close. I tought everyone would move to the right, but I made a mistake and would like to say sorry again. I hope he is as good as he can be after a crash like that.