Daniel Larusso
@DLarussoAuto
Miyagi Do #Karate champion and owner of Larusso Auto Sales. #KarateKid Advocates Balance and defense. NOT Ralph Macchio #CobraKai is a bad influence
Mr Miyagi always had the best answers to anything. #CobraKai Rip Pat Morita 🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Everybody needs to follow this account!!! BADASS!!!
Logan I get it man..Cyclops sounds like a total dickbag but you should give up on Jean. She’s just keeping you in the bullpen and it’s not worth it Bub.. Damn,you’ve been calling me Bub so much it’s rubbing off. Why not put the moves on that Rogue chick? Just let her keep the…
This my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Martin Riggs. Whether he was jumping off buildings with mentally ill people or shooting bad guys all over the place he did it well and did it with style. He was so badass that he even made Danny Glover look cool. A little…
What do you think is in the barrel? I’ll give you a hint. Revenge 🐍 #CobraKai Never Dies!
Waking up this morning with a super hangover and realizing I destroyed a Waffle House. #SupermanMovie #Superman2025 #Superman #JohnnyLawrence #SUPERMANLEGACY
First let me remind everyone that you can’t trust the mainstream media. Secondly,Jimmy Olsen from The Daily Planet is reporting on this image of me outside a slightly damaged Waffle House and we all know he’s a prick. Thirdly, there’s probably a good explanation for all of this.…
It’s taken just a week since I’ve become Superman to realize that Metropolis is full of unappreciative assholes. I had a few drinks and accidentally smashed into a few buildings when flying now that rag Daily Planet says I’m reckless and out of control. This shit hole city can…
This is my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Enrico Pallazzo. In one day he sang the national anthem (sort of),umpired a Major League Baseball game ,saved the queen of England and got the would be assassin ran over by a steam roller. Today we tip our glasses in…
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Until then someone tell me where I can get a cold beer in Ancient Rome.. Oh no what the hell?!!! Larusso is the emperor? It’s no wonder this empire fell from this crane…
Did someone slip some LSD in my beer because my new drinking buddy is a talking raccoon. This little fella is hilarious! We’re going to have a few more beers and then he’s going to go knock over Larusso’s trash cans. #JohnnyLawrence #rocketracoon #Marvel #MarvelComics…
What could have been the most badass movie ever made right here. Questions for the dojo - Who’s the villains? Are we back at the Double Deuce? Any thoughts leave below 👇🏻 One thing we know is that the Badassery would be off the charts. #JohnnyLawrence #RoadHouse #NoMercy…
This is my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Dudley Dawson AKA Booger. He got thrown in with the nerds but he really wasn’t a nerd at all. He was just a guy who did what we wanted and didn’t give a shit what people thought. Booger just wanted to drink, smoke…
RIP to the Real American Hulk Hogan. To say this man was an icon is an understatement. You’ll be missed brother! #HulkHogan
Hello everyone Ron Burgundy here with Breaking News. Reports flooding in of the new #Superman going on a drunken rage and destroying a local Waffle House. Just days earlier he crashed into multiple buildings and allegedly beat up Ronald McDonald. More at 10 o’clock #BreakingNews
First let me remind everyone that you can’t trust the mainstream media. Secondly,Jimmy Olsen from The Daily Planet is reporting on this image of me outside a slightly damaged Waffle House and we all know he’s a prick. Thirdly, there’s probably a good explanation for all of this.…
85 cents for a fucking soda?!? Those are Larusso prices. I’m standing up for my rights as a consumer. We’re rolling back prices to 1985. #JohnnyLawrence #FallingDown #NoMercy #Economics
I’m going home!!! Clear a path motherfuckers!!! #JohnnyLawrence #FallingDown #NoMercy
Ok Cap, so let me get this straight because I just can’t wrap my head around this. You’re telling me that you really have never listened to Whitesnake? I get that you were frozen awhile but wow that’s crazy man. Anyway, can I borrow that shield for like an hour? #JohnnyLawrence…
Miguel thought I should make a YouTube channel and together we made this badass video. Your sensei needs subscribers so hit that and the like button to send it to the internet 👊🍺 youtu.be/E_Zgdm9luZU?si… #johnnylawrence #CobraKai #Youtuber
Karate is always for defense only and having balance in life is everything. Find time to connect with yourself and create nothing but positive thoughts. Negativity, self doubt and anger must be rejected. #KarateKid #CobraKai
Make a wish Samantha. Wait a second you’re 16?! Sorry I gotta go to Karate practice. #JohnnyLawrence #SixteenCandles #80s #80smovies #NoMercy
Gilligan I don’t know how you and that dumbass Skipper learned to steer a ship but this sure as hell isn’t Florida. I saw some natives when we came in, maybe they can tell me where the nearest liquor store is. #JohnnyLawrence #GilligansIsland #sailing