Johnny Lawrence
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This my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Martin Riggs. Whether he was jumping off buildings with mentally ill people or shooting bad guys all over the place he did it well and did it with style. He was so badass that he even made Danny Glover look cool. A little…

Hello everyone Ron Burgundy here with Breaking News. Reports flooding in of the new #Superman going on a drunken rage and destroying a local Waffle House. Just days earlier he crashed into multiple buildings and allegedly beat up Ronald McDonald. More at 10 o’clock #BreakingNews
First let me remind everyone that you can’t trust the mainstream media. Secondly,Jimmy Olsen from The Daily Planet is reporting on this image of me outside a slightly damaged Waffle House and we all know he’s a prick. Thirdly, there’s probably a good explanation for all of this.…
First let me remind everyone that you can’t trust the mainstream media. Secondly,Jimmy Olsen from The Daily Planet is reporting on this image of me outside a slightly damaged Waffle House and we all know he’s a prick. Thirdly, there’s probably a good explanation for all of this.…

RIP to the Real American Hulk Hogan. To say this man was an icon is an understatement. You’ll be missed brother! #HulkHogan
Waking up this morning with a super hangover and realizing I destroyed a Waffle House. #SupermanMovie #Superman2025 #Superman #JohnnyLawrence #SUPERMANLEGACY

It’s taken just a week since I’ve become Superman to realize that Metropolis is full of unappreciative assholes. I had a few drinks and accidentally smashed into a few buildings when flying now that rag Daily Planet says I’m reckless and out of control. This shit hole city can…

This is my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Enrico Pallazzo. In one day he sang the national anthem (sort of),umpired a Major League Baseball game ,saved the queen of England and got the would be assassin ran over by a steam roller. Today we tip our glasses in…

Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Until then someone tell me where I can get a cold beer in Ancient Rome.. Oh no what the hell?!!! Larusso is the emperor? It’s no wonder this empire fell from this crane…


The year was 1989 when Lean On Me was released The story of Eastside High and a principal called Crazy Joe played by Morgan Freeman. An inner city school plagued by drug abuse,violence and illiteracy. An issue that still persists around America. #80s #80smovies #1980s #Movies
Just noticed I’m followed by @coach_cristobal head coach of the Miami Hurricanes. I know he’s busy getting ready for this season and good luck Coach 👊🍺 Have a badass year and go win the ACC No Mercy Style. #ACC #CollegeFootball #CFP
Did someone slip some LSD in my beer because my new drinking buddy is a talking raccoon. This little fella is hilarious! We’re going to have a few more beers and then he’s going to go knock over Larusso’s trash cans. #JohnnyLawrence #rocketracoon #Marvel #MarvelComics…

I swear to god if these kids and Aunt Edna don’t shut the hell up I will No Mercy kick all their asses before we get to Wally World.
What could have been the most badass movie ever made right here. Questions for the dojo - Who’s the villains? Are we back at the Double Deuce? Any thoughts leave below 👇🏻 One thing we know is that the Badassery would be off the charts. #JohnnyLawrence #RoadHouse #NoMercy…

This is my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Dudley Dawson AKA Booger. He got thrown in with the nerds but he really wasn’t a nerd at all. He was just a guy who did what we wanted and didn’t give a shit what people thought. Booger just wanted to drink, smoke…


Miguel thought I should make a YouTube channel and together we made this badass video. Your sensei needs subscribers so hit that and the like button to send it to the internet 👊🍺 youtu.be/E_Zgdm9luZU?si… #johnnylawrence #CobraKai #Youtuber
RIP Ozzy Osbourne you made a major mark on this world while you were here. You won’t be forgotten. #Ozzy #OzzyOsbourne #BlackSabbath

85 cents for a fucking soda?!? Those are Larusso prices. I’m standing up for my rights as a consumer. We’re rolling back prices to 1985. #JohnnyLawrence #FallingDown #NoMercy #Economics

I’m going home!!! Clear a path motherfuckers!!! #JohnnyLawrence #FallingDown #NoMercy
