Johnny Lawrence

Your sensei is a real American 🇺🇸 Stay Badass 🍺👊

Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Until then someone tell me where I can get a cold beer in Ancient Rome.. Oh no what the hell?!!! Larusso is the emperor? It’s no wonder this empire fell from this crane…

The year was 1989 when Lean On Me was released The story of Eastside High and a principal called Crazy Joe played by Morgan Freeman. An inner city school plagued by drug abuse,violence and illiteracy. An issue that still persists around America. #80s #80smovies #1980s #Movies

Just noticed I’m followed by @coach_cristobal head coach of the Miami Hurricanes. I know he’s busy getting ready for this season and good luck Coach 👊🍺 Have a badass year and go win the ACC No Mercy Style. #ACC #CollegeFootball #CFP

Did someone slip some LSD in my beer because my new drinking buddy is a talking raccoon. This little fella is hilarious! We’re going to have a few more beers and then he’s going to go knock over Larusso’s trash cans. #JohnnyLawrence #rocketracoon #Marvel #MarvelComics…

I swear to god if these kids and Aunt Edna don’t shut the hell up I will No Mercy kick all their asses before we get to Wally World.

What could have been the most badass movie ever made right here. Questions for the dojo - Who’s the villains? Are we back at the Double Deuce? Any thoughts leave below 👇🏻 One thing we know is that the Badassery would be off the charts. #JohnnyLawrence #RoadHouse #NoMercy…

This is my daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Dudley Dawson AKA Booger. He got thrown in with the nerds but he really wasn’t a nerd at all. He was just a guy who did what we wanted and didn’t give a shit what people thought. Booger just wanted to drink, smoke…

Miguel thought I should make a YouTube channel and together we made this badass video. Your sensei needs subscribers so hit that and the like button to send it to the internet 👊🍺 youtu.be/E_Zgdm9luZU?si… #johnnylawrence #CobraKai #Youtuber

RIP Ozzy Osbourne you made a major mark on this world while you were here. You won’t be forgotten. #Ozzy #OzzyOsbourne #BlackSabbath

85 cents for a fucking soda?!? Those are Larusso prices. I’m standing up for my rights as a consumer. We’re rolling back prices to 1985. #JohnnyLawrence #FallingDown #NoMercy #Economics

I’m going home!!! Clear a path motherfuckers!!! #JohnnyLawrence #FallingDown #NoMercy

Ok Cap, so let me get this straight because I just can’t wrap my head around this. You’re telling me that you really have never listened to Whitesnake? I get that you were frozen awhile but wow that’s crazy man. Anyway, can I borrow that shield for like an hour? #JohnnyLawrence…

Karate is always for defense only and having balance in life is everything. Find time to connect with yourself and create nothing but positive thoughts. Negativity, self doubt and anger must be rejected. #KarateKid #CobraKai

Make a wish Samantha. Wait a second you’re 16?! Sorry I gotta go to Karate practice. #JohnnyLawrence #SixteenCandles #80s #80smovies #NoMercy

Gilligan I don’t know how you and that dumbass Skipper learned to steer a ship but this sure as hell isn’t Florida. I saw some natives when we came in, maybe they can tell me where the nearest liquor store is. #JohnnyLawrence #GilligansIsland #sailing

This is our daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to Henry Swanson. A man we know little about but we do know he’s into excitement and probably has been skimming money from his door to door vacuum cleaner sales job to pay for Asian hookers. Our time together was fleeting…

After one of those nights where the Coors Banquet’s struck hard I woke up on the floor and went to McDonald’s to order some Breakfast Burritos. To my dismay they said we’re sorry,we stopped serving Breakfast at 10:30..and it’s 10:31. I went back that night to teach Ronald…

Sorry man I’m sure Spiderman can be a real pain in the ass but let me tell you about Daniel Larusso for a minute. #JohnnyLawrence #Marvel #GreenGoblin #MarvelStudios #MarvelComics

This is the daily salute to a badass and today it goes out to the original gun nut who doesn’t believe in overkill. That man is Officer Tackleberry. Whether it’s a shark swimming too close to the beach or someone trying to steal change from a vending machine,Justice would be…