Jeremy Herbert
@DDayFilms
Fan of frozen beverages, loud shirts, drive-in movies. Fmr writer for @DeadMeatJames, @HardDriveMag. Filmmaker for all. Novel available from @OffLimitsPress.
Trying to start the rumor that you don't have to wear a shirt in Panera Bread. So if you see any tweets to that end, just go with it.
Summarize your political opinions with just one meme. Go.
Summarize your political opinions with just one meme. Go.
One day you're making movies, the next you're gossiping with theatre people at a Waffle House in the dead of night. Life comes at you fast.
Alright folks, I’m stranded in Modesto and need to go home to Portland and get back on my feet. Everything about this move has been disastrous and I have zero support system here. It’s embarrassing, but here we are. I love you all. Venmo @Brian-Haley-42
Not doing well so I'm logging off for a while, save any shameless self-promotion. Good luck in the war against the machines, everybody.
At some point in the last month, Word snuck a completely irremovable black dot into the middle of my resume. I've already sent it out dozens of times. Going to print one out and walk it into the sea.
dreaming of the swamp
WE ARE KICKING OFF OUR 50 DAYS TILL #HHN34 COUNTDOWN 🥳👻 50 days till HHN34, I request your favorite pic(s) from HHN33! 👇👇👇 I’ll start: @HorrorNightsORL
i regret that i said “huzzah” when thee removed thy pants. do thee still find me attractive
Solemnly resetting the Days Since Having To Hear About "BreadTube" counter to zero.
{writing cover letter} It would be a dream come true to work for the Burger King near my house
can't wait to take a huge bite of this delicious submarine sandwich
