Critica Darling

@CriticaDarling

Fine Purveyor of Quality Subversion

San Francisco, CA

Joined January 2018

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Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 27

National Lampoon’s Disappointment

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 27

In every cult, there is always one guy in denim overalls for no reason

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Doc @DocAtCDI · Jul 26

How many grammar nazis does it take to change a light bulb? Too.

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Jonathan Slater@slater57649 · Jul 26

Wow.

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler@ElayneBoosler · Jul 23

Elon Musk has opened a Tesla Diner in Hollywood. Well at least you know you won't get gas.

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Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 23

Have you activated your account about it

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 23

We are all one collective Concerned Citizen lately

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 23

Embrace uncertainty with caution

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 22

*You*May*Be*Entitled*To*Compensation*

AAll day Astronomy@forallcurious · Jul 21

ALERT 🚨: A small star on the far side of the Universe has been observed sending radio signals toward Earth.

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 21

NEW COSMIC WEB JUST DROPPED

CCuriosity@MAstronomers · Jul 20

NEWS🚨: Scientists just captured the first direct image of the cosmic web — the mysterious structure that holds the universe together

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 20

Coming soon to an ER near you.

WWorld of Engineering@engineers_feed · Jul 19

Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

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Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 20

You must accept the terms and conditions of my delusion

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 19

My shrift is shortening

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Fred Wellman@FPWellman · Jul 18

“It’s an older meme Lord Vader but it checks out.”

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That Mom Tho@mom_tho · Jul 18

Hey Chris Martin-do the Epstein files next

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Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 16

NEW SOLAR SYSTEM JUST DROPPED

CCuriosity@MAstronomers · Jul 16

You are looking at the first ever image of another multi-planet solar system.

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NRM84@Mappy6984 · Jul 14

Def where I thought this was headed

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Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 15

I don’t have insomnia, I’m just microdosing hibernation

Critica Darling@CriticaDarling · Jul 15

Slide from my California DMV test that is not aging well. Note the lack of face covering.