Creative Rants
@Creative_Rants
The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
When customers ask me to "just be completely honest" with them #Apple #Retail
Is it computer now?
They called this new version of iPadOS a gamechanger - and they say that word a lot, but this one I actually agree with. They just did SO many things I thought they'd never do to avoid overlapping the Mac.
Student of life 🫡
You're a student? Ma'am you're like 107 but sure...why not. Have some AirPods.
Spending $10 on a chess board and playing in the park with friends >>>>>>>>>>>>
Just two bros with Apple Vision Pros, playing chess in a shared spatial experience. With visionOS 26, you can now share spatial experiences with other Vision Pro users in the same room. I’m having way too much fun with this update! @MattHoerl
Need to know who’s excited for this so I can block them immediately

Oh to be a fly on the wall in a Apple Accessibility team meeting this week 🙃




Pretty much every Genius Bar interaction from now til September sadly: Customer: My iPhone keeps glitching since I put the new iOS on it Genius: You installed the beta Customer: What's a beta?
It’s like the people who were really into jail breaking their iPhones for customization sake now have jobs on Apples software teams 🤢

Menu bars, a new windowing system, and a mouse pointer for iPad like bro just buy a Mac #WWDC25
This new Liquid Glass design language feels like we’re being punished for not buying enough Vision Pros #WWDC25
Jony Ive spotted violently throwing up into the nearest trash bin #WWDC25


Messages backgrounds are a reminder that we have strayed too far from god’s light #WWDC25
