ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
@JonyIveParody
I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
The truth about Phony Stark:
Behind all of Elon Musk’s bloviating and attention-seeking is a small man who is simply not very good at anything. trib.al/PiKHLHh
Litigation Glass™
Apple sues Jon Prosser for his iOS 26 YouTube leaks, Prosser responds 9to5mac.com/2025/07/17/app… by @mvcmendes
Preem release, my chooms!
Cyberpunk 2077 launching on Mac this week 9to5mac.com/2025/07/15/cyb… by @ChanceHMiller
Do Phony Stark next.
*LINDA YACCARINO STEPS DOWN AS CEO OF X: X POST
Looking forward to an exciting new refresh of iOS and macOS based on the look and feel of the #WWDC25 invitations and branding versus the official reveal of Liquid Glass:
"Steve Jobs would never have featured a musical guest singing about apps." #WWDC25
This is a UI/UX disaster. Insanely difficult to read. #WWDC25
Donald Trump is a cunt.
Trump demands Apple make iPhones in the United States, threatens new 25% tariff 9to5mac.com/2025/05/23/tru… by @bzamayo
BREAKING: OpenAI is buying Jony Ive’s secret AI company io for $6.5 Billion and will develop a slew of devices. Ive, in his return to hardware, and LoveFrom will oversee OpenAI design. All the details, including interviews with Ive, Sam Altman & others — bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
BREAKING: OpenAI is buying Jony Ive’s secret AI company io for $6.5 Billion and will develop a slew of devices. Ive, in his return to hardware, and LoveFrom will oversee OpenAI design. All the details, including interviews with Ive, Sam Altman & others — bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
