David Crawley
@Crawley4WV
British-American. Scouse-West Virginian. MPA. BA in Secondary Education. Philly Sports Fan. Author. he/him
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The dominant narrative that comedians should be funny
Bowen Yang will be honored at the 2025 Academy Museum Gala. He will be given the Vantage Award, for an emerging artist who is helping to challenge dominant narratives around cinema.
One of the great moments on The Osbournes was Ozzy watching his burrito get made at Chipotle in sheer reverence. It was like he was witnessing Michelangelo sculpt David right in front of him.
Him being whatever this is
In the Harry Potter books, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were bitter enemies. In the hands of fanfic authors — and two of this summer’s best-selling romantasy novels — they’ve fallen in love a thousand different ways. wapo.st/4kOYFZe
Vice Presidents also have a mixed track record electorally. The last one to win directly following their POTUS was HW Bush. And that is only because Reagan was more popular than God.
One year ago today, I was proven correct in my yearslong assertion that Democrats should not have run Joe Biden. In that spirit, here's why the same is true about JD Vance: a horrific campaigner who is the single biggest threat facing the right today. ettingermentum.news/p/republicans-…
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NFL Champion Super Bowl MVP @ArizonaFBall's Leader in Career Passing Yards Welcome to the Arizona Sports Hall of Fame, Nick Foles!
I'll find who did this, God as my witness.
Black Sabbath legend Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, dead at 76 trib.al/6H8DQU0
"Ignored by traditional parties" says the populous that is in essence a one party state
Changes in Japanese views from 2016 to 2025 (from Ipsos polling): •“Japan is in decline” 40% → 70% •“Ignored by traditional parties” 39% → 68% •“Prioritize hiring nationals if jobs are scarce” 38% → 60% •“Immigrants are taking jobs” 12% → 36% Fertile ground for Sanseito?
Should absolutely be open for all parties
Word on the Street: There will be an effort at this weekend's @WVGOP meeting in Morgantown to 180 the closed primary, allowing independent voters to continue to participate. Depending on who one speaks to, chances of success vary. Your thoughts? Open or closed?
Wanna thank my friend @KoltforKy for nominating me to be a Kentucky Colonel for the charity work I do. Very happy I'm in the states to get my certificate.
I prenst to you this masterpiece
Breaking Bad fans got PhDs in meme creation😭
A ring fit for Champions @JasonofBH | #FlyEaglesFly
Cam Newton is mad Jalen achieved what he never could. Jalen will be a legend forever in Philadelphia, Newton has already been erased in Carolina.
Cam left Jalen Hurts out of his Top 10 QBs… and here’s why
Now that I’m thinking about it, this tweet might’ve been the one that has gotten Cam in his feelings LOL!
You can respond to life in two ways
Exploring the the wonders of China with my chud robot son who dresses like Tony Soprano I love him so deeply
Uncle bot update: he's now touring the country and taking pictures with fans.
I could chain a single chimp to a typewriter and it'd have better political analysis than you.
Two weeks ago, I wrote that Donald Trump had just had his best 10 days as president ever. And I wondered whether his poll numbers would improve. Well, the results are in. And the news for Trump is not good. Not only have his numbers not improved, they've actually gotten worse.…