Covfefe Anon
@CovfefeAnon
Not to be confused with 2001 Nobel Peace Prize winner Kofi Annan. 54th Clause of the Magna Carta absolutist. Commentary from an NRx perspective.
I'll give the answer I always give to these questions: "Because communists won WWII"
"you smell really nice" "wow thanks, what do you do for a living?" @CovfefeAnon
In 18th-century Britain and Ireland, some affluent landowners employed ornamental hermits to reside on their estates, serving as living garden features and subjects of intrigue for visiting guests.
Men in 2025 have to walk by multiple male crossdressers per day and I don’t think mannish women have appreciated yet what this does to their prospects
She dates, by her own admission, in nicer words, weak men embarrassed by their own masculinity. And is mad this type of man is anxious and wavering and unwilling to pursue or commit. And, not to be mean, she looks like this and wants men to desire her strongly and "urgently".
The only way you should ever understand women's answers to questions like "how do you talk to women?" is that you have to realize they'll only say what they would like a man that they're already massively attracted to would do If you read these things without that in mind you…
Yes we do. But there are polite and friendly ways to approach a woman. For example, giving her a compliment like "You smell really nice" or "That's a beautiful dress" and if she gives you a smile, you can either continue the conversation or if she looks away, then she's not…
It will never cease to amaze me that self avowed communists never wonder why they face no repercussions whatsoever for their speech from the system they supposedly pose an existential threat to
Guess who just got fucking fired
Black (D)s are gift because they just openly say the things that the party does "We need migrants to increase (D) congressional representation"
If I spent 10% of my income feeding cockroaches and rats, and every so often I would take a whole carload of cockroaches and rats and released them on my neighbors’ properties, would that make me a very good person or a very evil person
I think basically all arguments against my position boil down to "I don't have to feel bad / inferior for not making equivalent sacrifices to help people because [cope]" but I'm open to hearing counterarguments
Covfefe's law in action
I don’t even like paintings like this but “bro just spilled paint” is ironically a very midwit take on abstract art. There’s clearly shape and intention to how the paint was spilled with the black paint largely framing the other colors, and a knowledge of color theory reflected…
It's hilarious that him and his father have the same voice and that the only thing you've heard this voice speak lucidly about in 20 years is how amazing crack is
Yes, this could well be fake BUT it certainly seems like this guy has a type if he cheated on a wife who writes this with an HR harridan...
Megan Byron, wife of the guy who got caught bringing his not nearly as pretty side piece to a Coldplay concert, has issued a statement.
Typical experience in Big Tech: - "Less essential" functions are outsourced to India (and other low cost countries, but primarily India) - "Less essential" functions are not being done, or are done poorly, meaning the Americans who used to do that work are asked to do it on top…
"despite athletes playing at elite levels"
Women's sports receive less than 10% of sports media coverage, despite athletes playing at elite levels. The WNBA isn’t just undercovered, it’s deliberately overlooked by a media ecosystem trained to value men's sports as the default & women’s sports as secondary.
It’s not that communists fail. It’s that they have different goals than you do. You want things to work. That’s not at all a priority for them.
Pete Buttigieg’s DOT spent $80 billion on DEI grants, delayed air-traffic-control upgrades: records, industry insiders trib.al/IxLKwWg
Progressive passive voice "Us importing infinity hostile foreigners to make your country worse and harm you is like weather - just something that naturally happened - but you *reacting* and making it harder to do that is 'culture war'"
A LOT of kickass scientists, creators, and engineers here at Open Sauce who are in the US on green cards or student visas and are making arrangements to not live in the US long-term. Making immigration into a culture war was so goddamn dumb.
Super interesting 🧵with a nicely surprising finish
Why do the Somali have such thin bodies and large foreheads? This physical type is often explained as an adaptation to desert heat, but occurs in no other desert population outside Africa. The real culprit is milk anemia, a disease common in pastoralists and, once, in Europeans.
I can! You invite in a bunch of hostile foreigners, set up taxes that redistribute money from your enemies to the hostile foreigners, then you have the foreigners vote... 🤔
You had a couple hundred people - we don’t know how many, because nothing was being counted - who just took over the endorsement process for a bunch of races, in 30 minutes, and jammed them through at 9:15 PM on a Saturday. Hard to imagine a process that feels less democratic.
"Women will just say shit" - example # 9380037784
You had a couple hundred people - we don’t know how many, because nothing was being counted - who just took over the endorsement process for a bunch of races, in 30 minutes, and jammed them through at 9:15 PM on a Saturday. Hard to imagine a process that feels less democratic.