Count Jim Moriarty
@CountMoriarty
Oscillate between lols and righteous indignation. Comedy improv Driver training Same name on bluesky
Ex Pink Floyd guitarist now offering fly catching advice on Facebook.
Anyone who believes climate change is a hoax just needs to look at a map of insurance premium prices for regions that will be affected by climate change.
The correct answer is that a) it's very expensive and b) there are far fewer interesting people
Living by the coast is overrated. You're miles from anywhere interesting, it's constantly windy, and you get woken up by seagulls squawking like maniacs from about 4 am onwards every day.
Just landed Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. 3 staff working. I said to them "Your name shall also go on the list. What Is it?” None of them responded with “Don't tell him Pike!” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time
You have fully lost doctors at this point @wesstreeting Our assistants are paid £10K more than us - until that is not the case, your words mean nothing
"We did not need to be in this position. These strikes were unnecessary." @WesStreeting explains why 👇 Watch his message to NHS staff continuing to work during strikes.
I'm fed up with seeing journalist paid over £200+ per hour call Doctors greedy for asking for £22 per hour for saving lives. Without doctors we have no NHS. A win for doctors is a win for all. It's not about turning out eachother. We need solidarity. #JoinStrikeWin
Let's keep it simple: Do we need doctors? Yes Is this a job any of us can do? No Is it a highly skilled job requiring rigorous training? Yes Should we pay doctors fairly? Yes Should we also pay other workers fairly? Hell yes. It's not a race to the bottom. Solidarity ✊
Not really sure what the point of the Jeremy Corbyn party is other than to split the left in England. Why not vote Green? huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/whats-th… # via @HuffPostUKPol
Doctors DON’T have a final salary pension Doctors DON’T get their exams paid for Doctors DON’T get overtime Doctors DON’T get their equipment paid for Doctors DO pay for their own training Doctors DO pay for their own stationary Doctors DO earn less now than 2008 in real terms
This is a genuine question to those who claim that the notability licence plate checker site isn’t incitement - what is the purpose of it? Furthermore why do you need to know this information? What is the intended consequence of this site?
The world's wealthiest 10% are responsible for two thirds of observed global warming since 1990.
This week, I delivered an 80,000-strong petition for a wealth tax to Downing Street. A 2% Wealth Tax on assets over £10 Million would raise £24 BILLION per year. And the polls show that 75% of the public supports a wealth tax! Let’s keep campaigning until we get one.
If an election were called tomorrow, who would you vote for? Retweet for Corbyn/Sultana party; like for Lib Dems
Just looking through one of my child's school books...
Finally we have something on that duck.
Mel Giedroyc claims close friend Sue Perkins was 'touched up' by ventriloquist Keith Harris' puppet Orville The Duck during 90s TV show trib.al/IrACYPp
Gives me a great idea for a game show - 'Who Needs A Dump?' The longer it takes to guess the more obvious it becomes.
In the traditional Iraqi game Mheibes, one person has to guess who in a group of up to 50 people has a silver ring hidden in their hand by studying their facial expressions and body language.