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A single mother of 2 kids, 6 & 1.5 years old left her kids at her neighbor's flat since Saturday & left to God knows where. Yesterday morning, the toddler was playing in the yard & almost got electrocuted to death. She grabbed a wire connecting the water pumping machine. Thread.

Ayowolo Ayoola Abimbola wrote: Peter Obi continues to expose us, not by making noise, but simply by being himself. He has exhumed everything that’s wrong with us as citizens. We’ve become so conditioned to seeing power expressed through arrogance and showmanship that we now…

Some of Una never balance financially and Una dey date girl wey dey do competition with friends. Once her friends make a move, she’s bouncing on you.. and you think that’s a relationship?

I’ve come to terms with the fact that if Lagos were as developed as Cairo, Rabat, or Johannesburg, a large number of Yoruba Ronu would be openly xenophobic toward foreigners.

Dear useless @officialEFCC Femi Gbajabiamila @femigbaja was found guilty by US Court of withholding client's $25,000 in 2003 - prosecuted in 2007. Georgia State number 288330, He was debarred as a lawyer for 36 months. Today he is the Chief of Staff to your President.

He's a FOOL! You wanted to marry a non virgin but you're surprised that she still has sexual relationship with a man she was fucking years before you came into the picture? So, a sexually active woman is supposed to leave the men who have her mumu button and made her feel like…

Okay… Let’s talk about the Nigeria Air. 🫤

Now I get it. An app for undesirable women to ban together & attack men who are clearly out of their league, men they consider desirable & deluded themselves into thinking he'll settle for them. Like a homeless bum, mad about Beyonce not choosing him.

Men who got posted vs women who posted on the Tea app 💀

Now I know why IBB moved FCT from Lagos to Abuja 😂😂😂😂

#LFC selling a 28 year old left sided forward who wanted out, had 2 years left on deal & scored 29 goals in 103 PL games for €75m while #MUFC have loaned Rashford (27yo, 3 years left on deal, 87 goals in 287 PL games) to the Spanish league and cup holders with a €30m option

GUARANTEED someone mentioned her hoe past and she got butthurt. 🤣

You raise some biblical arguments and they tell you ‘Naah.. That was in Old Testament’ Oh.. so.. ‘Ominiknowest’ bin no know wetin e dey do that time okwaya ?🤣😮‍💨

"Failure of government is what has given rise to false prophets in Nigeria. In America, I don't need to pray for good roads." –Pastor Osazuwa

Brekete Family Honors Governor Amuneke

Players with the most Premier League medals. Ryan Giggs : 13 Paul Scholes : 11 Gary Neville : 8 Dennis Irwin : 7 Roy Keane : 6 David Beckham : 6 Ole Solskjear : 6 Phil Neville : 6 Rio Ferdinand : 6 Nicky Butt : 6 They all have one thing in common. All played for Man United

According to eyewitness, they allegedly searched the guy at hospital road, Asaba. As they were about to search his bag, he told the officer that he should not put anything in his bag that he should show him his hand and that’s how they reportedly started beat!ng him

Your mind has been hacked. You don’t know why you do what you do. You don’t know why you feel what you feel. You’re exactly where The Matrix wants you to be. A slave - following orders it doesn't even recognize. Wake Up Neo…

Can we normalize not having a gay scene in every movie and TV show?

As an Igbo girl,one of the biggest gift I will give to my child is to make sure I don't end up with a Yoruba man. Tribalistic and loud.

Na men full this table, Zenco, Flavour, Zlatan, Soso, Poco Lee and others