Comedy of Things
@ComedyOfThings
Dissatisfied Republican. Trump sucks. Democrats are clowns. MAGA blows. Will mock politics, sports, entertainment, and maybe even you.
One man’s humble prediction for next few @MLB @baseballhall classes: 2026: Beltran, Jones 2027: Buster Posey 2028: Pujols, Pettitte 2029: Cabrera, King Felix 2030 : Grienke, Votto, Yadi Worth watching : Utley #HallOfFame @MLBNetwork
We’ve reached THIS phase of the MAGA Trump Defense… We’re like 2 weeks away from @GuntherEagleman and @catturd2 and @atensnut and the rest of their merry band of reprobates saying “well, you know….is 14 REALLY that young?”
A friendly reminder that had Hulk Hogan spoken at the DNC instead of the RNC, all these same folks salivating over him would be reminding everybody that “Democrats are racist” and rolling the evidence. @JesseBWatters would have spent 40 minutes on it.
Fuck @insideFPL. That’s all. $17B in revenue in 2024 and they will nickel and dime you over $10. Must be nice to have a monopoly.
Thank you @RightWingDad for this. I’ve been using it a ton and will give you credit daily if need be.
President Poopy Pants
Not to be disrespectful to the President of the United States, but I think it's time we started talking about the elephant in the room.
🚨 Breaking News…Just in from MAGA land: pedofilia is not a dealbreaker for them🚨
This fat orange piece of shit and his 17 foot long tie getting booed a the @FIFACWC is peak comedy.
Uh-oh….
I am going to say it. Was President Trump really shot in Butler, PA? Or was that to ensure out loyalty? Given all the broken promises of late, I have to ask.
Obviously this lady’s soon to be former husband is a vile and disgusting piece of shit - we always knew this - but the replies to this lady’s post show how broken MAGA is.
Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds. I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…
Didn’t realize Caitlyn Jenner didn’t shave his or her chest.
The Truth:
Really solid work here, team. Tightly run organization over at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. @SpencerHakimian @podiatristdon
This country really is home to some of the dumbest and worst people alive. Jesus Christ. Everything is a fucking conspiracy. Bumbling fucking idiots.
There’s no way this is normal. It’s almost like the weather has been weaponized. Bill Gates should be investigated immediately. He’s already admitted to blocking the sun.
He’s right.
Joe Rogan on ICE raids, arrests under Trump: "It's insane" trib.al/bvdplnk
Brace yourselves for the plethora of cringe social media videos kissing Orange Ass on this non-conservative audacity they’re about to pass. I’m guessing @JimmyPatronis already has his fingers ready to hit “post. What say you, @podiatristdon?
A+ tweet
Though Riley only tied for 5th in the NYC Democratic Mayoral Primary, she would have won it without billionaire interference
Big Beautiful Bill Alligator Alcatraz Why does MAGA insist on naming shit is if they’re a mentally deficient teenager?
If you want to see a post whose replies are filled with virgins and incels, then step right up.
I would be interested to see long-term studies that follow the lives of men who sob at their wedding. Divorce rate, rate of gender dysphoria in children, then go further and study the children and their adult lives.
Amazing.
It appears that Rittenhouse is literally turning into the Vance meme.