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The year is 2030, you’ve just finished a hard day of work at the state run vaccine manufacturing plant, your driverless electric share car drops you home to your pod, you settle in for a hearty meal of GMO bugs and wash it down with...
What a shock that Malcolm Turnbull in a skirt is not resonating with the electorate... heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/r…
In Australia's official Medicare records, how many males have given birth since January 2010?
If I worked at DFAT and some mental patient with duct tape on his face kept rocking up to take selfies with a Labradoodle, I’d call the cops too
So, the world's most listened to podcast, the most influential by some margin didn't make your list? Asshattery.
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
As Welcome to Country smoking ceremonies become increasingly common, it may be time for a formal study into their carbon footprint. All that unnecessary smoke can’t be good for the environment.
First days of the 2nd Albanese Parliament: - 56% of Labor MP’s are women - First piece of legislation is to cut student debt by 20% - A baby was brought into the Senate for a speech - Most Labor MP’s gave a Welcome to Country before their speech We are well & truly fucked.
Between the government’s net zero delusions and its desire to micromanage every part of your life, if you don’t think this will happen in Australia, you haven’t been paying attention. Buckle up, folks
When I struggled with anxiety I took Valium, drank wine, and smoked cigarettes. I didn’t grope women. Pedro is a creep.
"They girlbossed across the room very feministly"
It’s my first Question Time as Opposition Leader, and my experienced team is ready.
Nothing is free. You forgot that part.
We've just introduced a bill to wipe 20% off all student debt. Just as we promised.
50% of Australians rely on ever increasing taxes to fund their income
When China takes over Australia… Cons: - no democracy - communism - social credit score Pros: - no more Welcome to Country
A minority of senators representing a majority of Australians
The Victorian Socialists sell anti-land lord merchandise but kicked me out when I tried to sleep on the floor of their office Disgusting hypocrisy
Why would the Australian government disregard the wishes of respected Aboriginal elder Marcia Langton?
