Russell Flowers
@ChoralReave
Mirth is the mail of anguish
This is what I mean when I say divorce is a boomer phenomenon. Everyone in my generation grew up under the shadow of this polygamous spectacle of a parent or friend’s parent with two or more living ex-wives/husbands. Having to celebrate their “happiness” over and over again. The…
It looks like new marriages are (shockingly) stronger than in past decades. 🧵
It's like each individual feature on her face is upside down.
🚨 BREAKING: NPR Editor-in-Chief Edith Chapin resigns today, July 22, 2025, amid $1.1B federal funding cuts to public broadcasting.
Madison Square Garden puts up at #HulkHogan tribute
45 years ago today, Caddyshack debuted in theaters.
.@POTUS on Hamas and Gaza: "They pulled out in terms of negotiating. It was too bad. Hamas didn't really want to make a deal. I think they want to die."
Democrats were in power 12 out of the below 17 years. 71%.
It’s time to give Americans a raise.
I bet you even did the sound effect.
Did you ever pretend to be bionic in the 1970s?
Gtf over asshole
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
So there's microfiche... is there regular fiche, that you can just read as long as you have a good light?
Making every Gawker writer a former Gawker writer was perhaps his greatest achievement. If he had done nothing else, his life was worthwhile.
As this Gawker writer tries to dance on Hulk Hogan's grave, it's important to remember that Hulk Hogan danced on Gawker's grave first and he got paid to do it
So Hulk Hogan died. As a former Gawker writer (as are all Gawker writers thanks to Hulk Hogan), I won't be the first or the last to say 'fuck that guy.' Dance on any grave you want to, but this one's mine.
Great mail call today, certainly helps lift the spirits. A @BillWillingham original, and it’s mine! Great addition to my collection. I don’t really have any original pieces, until now