Sage
@ChopSage
I am but a humble retard.
⛔️ REPORT: Apparently there’s a receding-hairline comedic mastermind that is so drunk he is groping random females aggressively at the bar while his wife makes the rounds between sleeveless fans lined up to grab a sniff of her famous tailpipe! 💩
This fucking rules.
Breaking 🚨🔥: @mataneven causes global disaster after forcing @Timcast to remove the government sanctioned protective beanie from his head.
I believe this is the last song he and I sang at karaoke... It's an exceedingly hard song, and he cannot sing...no idea why he's trying.
The funniest thing I read was on the Steel Toe Reddit today. "I know his brother Hamburger Salad. Whole family is a mess." First hearty laugh I had today.
Oh boy Crunchy and Cheeseburger Pie were there!
Last weekend I got way too drunk and a guy booed me before I started singing at Karaoke. It tripped me up so much I yelled at him and forgot to finish the rest of the song. It was less embarrassing than this.
A lot! Here’s just a sample…
BBQ TIME at 1.45PM EST TODAY The 600 Pounder Ashton Parks, The BABY SLAYER ANDY WARSKI, THE KIWI CREEP JOSH MOON...and THE ILLUSTRIOUS PLAYGROUND MENACE BRIAN HOLLOMAN aka GAYTOR!!
Get a cup with lid on it. And whatever you do, do NOT fucking cry.
Hanging out before the show starts at stoney's also Brian I got you your hat.
I'll say it every day until you all listen. Charleston White is a national treasure.
Charleston White reacts to Hulk Hogans death and goes off on the black people who celebrated his death! 😳😭
These updates are amazing.
😭 Apparently a Steel Toe fan tried to buy a hat from the bar to stop his bald head from burning in the patio sun. Cheetos screamed “no hats for Patrick,” from across the bar and chased the fan to his car and told him to never come back. The fan left a full beer and said he was…