Chet Lemond
@ChetLemond
Parody account. #Kentucky #BBN
“Starfish is a slang term for butthole. Do you think there’s any connection?”


Queuing up draft tweets for when we’re down by 20 to a non-conference team.
I feel much better about the ticket price increases now. Enjoy your built-in-screen-backpacks, boys.
Kentucky has electronic backpacks with their jersey numbers 😳 @UKFootball
Stoops: When you have a down year, you have to stand up here and own It. Excited about the opportunity and the challenge that lies ahead of us. You have to dive into it. “This shit’s hard.”
Stoops: When you have a down year, you have to stand up here and own It. Excited about the opportunity and the challenge that lies ahead of us. You have to dive into it. “This shit’s hard.”
“Business-As-Usual Mark Stoops” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Stoops has noticed all of the "motivated Mark Stoops" talk. I love how people grab certain aspects that I say." In response, though, he says it's no different than he's ever been. "It's business as usual."
I’m convinced that the Vitamin Shoppe on Nicholasville road is a front for the mafia, or the feds, or foreign spies, or a sleeper cell, or the Men in Black. You’ll never convince me that it’s an actual functioning business with customers that’s somehow operating at a profit.

“Hey Tiny, who's playing tonight?” “Strangle Fellows, the P.O.D.s, and the Mighty Crabjoys.” “The Mighty Crabjoys? Are they any good?” “They suck.” “Then it's not just a clever name.” #Superman

As part of Lexington’s 250th Anniversary Celebration, LexArts announces “Homeless Mania.” 250 creatively decorated beggar statues, placed on 250 street corners & intersections around the city, celebrating Lexington’s rich history of panhandling.

The Hans Zimmer F1 score should have been the Tron Ares score. It’s in the wrong movie.
BREAKING: DOJ and FBI have concluded that Jeffery Epstein had no "client list," and committed suicide, per Axios
BREAKING: DOJ and FBI have concluded that Jeffery Epstein had no "client list," and committed suicide, per Axios
I’m not saying these two stories are connected, but imagine waking up from a coma just to find out your weed money is now worth $8 billion dollars.

