King Kvetcher
@ChefinProgress
a Michelin trained culinary professional who can’t stay in one place but I can certainly open your restaurant
A series of unforced errors will be the title of my autobiography
why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history
why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history
they claimed nobody would want Cardi bc she's got 3 kids, and divorced, she bagged a fine ass football player. they claimed Megan was "ran through" and nobody would take her seriously, and she bagged a 4 time nba champion, claiming and posting her... the internet isn't real life
they claimed nobody would want Cardi bc she's got 3 kids, and divorced, she bagged a fine ass football player. they claimed Megan was "ran through" and nobody would take her seriously, and she bagged a 4 time nba champion, claiming and posting her... the internet isn't real life
today is the only day you can retweet this.
what the fuck is Friends about???
My toxic trait is that I want every fictional helmet to do this
When did black women start to like black men like him?
If a black woman doesn’t lock down that red lobster ceo imma be so disappointed in my girls
Couldn't do this in 1939 huh?
🚨BREAKING: Polish citizens defending the Polish border ERUPT: "We are defending the Polish borders. Anyone who enters will get their ass kicked! So to all you pseudo-engineers, enter at your own risk!"
Julian McMahon has sadly passed away at the age of 56.
You’re literally MORBIDLY OBESE talking about another persons stomach, shameless clown
The scream I just let out. Who is he fooling with that stomach?
Loved you in My Wife and Kids, congrats!! Cheers to 2046! 🥂
21 ➡️ 42.
Telling woman about your struggles when you know they can’t provide solutions is honestly a total waste of time.
Why do men always wanna go through things alone ?
Who wants to tell him? 🙁
It’s a few Arabs girls that I heard them say that their mom wanted them to date a white man … this why I respect black American women a lot of them don’t bow down
Black people are the only group who is expected, even demanded to give allyship to others but not expect to receive any in return.
A skinny woman would give me play before a big girl when I was fat. They hate to see a fat nigga coming cause it remind em they big too
Ask any fat nigga do fat women discriminate against fat men & watch what their answer is LMAOOOO
This. Chimps are way more bout it than gorillas
i'll be so honest chimpanzees are 50 times more frightening than gorillas
She could groom me, croon me, zoom me. My d**k in 5
Tracee Ellis Ross says she only dates younger men because of the toxic masculinity in men her age. (🎥: Michelle Obama/YouTube)
The season finale that we’ll remember forever. #TheWheelOfTime
#TheWheelOfTime: Season 3 is Fresh at 97% on the Tomatometer, with 58 reviews: rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_wheel_o…