Fake Maul
@Cato4Jamie
American AF. Recovering Sith Lord. Legendary House Husband and Bulldog Father.
It’s so fucking true.
My Wife is sleeping !!! At Oxford, 200 people were participating in men’s only English language competition. The challenge was to express peacefulness, happiness and calmness in a single sentence. The person who won wrote: My wife is sleeping.
Best take on the assassination attempt of President Trump.
Hilarious bit on Trump assassination attempt. Make comedy great again.
🚗💔 My son Brian was full of life. Then, in a single moment, everything changed. A reckless driver, under the influence, took him from this world. This is the story of Brian. And the mission I carry now — in the hopes that no other so parent has to feel this pain.
People don’t believe me when I tell them that I bought this shirt of my own free will. I did. She had absolutely nothing to do with it. My wife had to defend me today from an accusation from where she works. When she pulled out her phone to prove that I was 20 miles away…
Another god damn DM asking me about that crypto shit. I am fucking poor and I LOVE THAT SHIT. Rich people are the worst and I can’t stand being around their miserable fucking asses. This is me, because money is retarded.
Alright, I suppose it’s that time again for some refresher training. Stop DM’ing me about that fucking retarded and insanely idiotic crypto shit. It’s a scam, how do I know? I have friends who have lost alot of REAL money on that ridiculous shit. I am extremely hostile…
I will never look at Casino the same way after this.
This. Is FUCKING. HILARIOUS. 😂😂😂
I totally get Elon now. I love this man so much WITHOUT being gay. Best thing for my mental health ever!
Like this?
In light of the chatter I keep seeing on X. I found this video on Tik Tok while still in Twitter Jail. I feel this brother.
This man support the LA protest; keep going, burn your own backyard if you must. Why? You’re the right’s best unpaid campaign ad. Throwing tantrums, screaming “death to America” in a country that gave you freedom to do it. Flying foreign flags while trashing the nation that…
While serving my most recent Twitter jail sentence, 2nd time this month, it gave time to find these little gems on TikTok. It was a nice break. I wanna dedicate this to the 2nd Battalion 7th Marines out of 29 stumps. The Devil Dogs get really bored when not “unaliving” people…
Fucking HADES @RealJamesWoods is on FIRE tonight. I really missed him. He should’ve won. Total bullshit.
The People’s President.
Amazing moment! 🇺🇸 President @realDonaldTrump X UFC Champ Kayla Harrison
We are so much more alike than we’ll ever know. I feel this woman’s pain. I’ve lived it as well. We all have.
The true face of courage.
Today, I had to do something I really don’t enjoy doing….something totally out of character for me. After surviving a 12-year marriage filled with abuse, I’ve got zero patience for lies or manipulation. Push me too far, and I WILL call it out. That marriage taught me to…
Pro tip. Next time you wanna make chicken nuggets (I have to as my wife is Gluten Free - migraine trigger). Soak them in buttermilk over night, then bread them first thing in the morning and let them rest in the fridge all day. This will ensure that breading stays on while…
