𝕏 American🦅Eagleman™ 𝕏
@XAmericanEagleX
Fly Like An Eagle 🦅. NO DMs. NO LISTS.
Other half of the picture…now you definitely notice…
My biggest flex: I can peel a mango like a champ. 🥭
My biggest flex: I have never lost a game of monopoly.
BREAKING: 🚨A university of Harvard professor is now saying we’re possibly going to be attacked by inner galactic aliens as early as November! Yup, I need a beer! 🍺
This man (@aburk203) is an outspoken Patriot and an all around great dude!! 💯🇺🇸
Talk to Mellie, I personally don’t care about your problems. You’re welcome 😁
Some of y’all don’t need therapy—you need a to-do list and Jesus. However, if you want some advice from this uncertified pretend therapist, go ahead and tell me your problems 😌 I’m here for you 🫶🏼
𝕏 visibility & payouts suck lately. Can you even see this post? 🫠
My dog “Archie,” just casually ran outside, Pissed on my neighbor’s dog, and came back in for breakfast 🥞 😂😎
Feel free to call me whatever you want. IDGAF. 🫶🏻
The left tries to lump all of us maga together like we’re a casserole, or cult, if you prefer that word. I’m not an ingredient in a casserole! That’s all 😌
How in the fck does he keep getting elected?
Good morning to the 25. 46 is looking good next month.
If You Have Had A Similar NEGATIVE Experience With “𝕏 Premium+,” Please RT This. I’m Trying To Prove A Point To 𝕏
Wonder if maybe tomorrow will be the day I finally get some $ from 𝕏 🤞🏻
😂😂😂I knew these were coming.
Too late 🤣🤣
All these satellites and shit in space… yet, no one can tell me if it’s going to rain properly…