Carl Brandt
@CarlBrandt1495
De novo...
I've seen all the combinations and permutations of Epstein photographed with Trump, Clinton, etc., for years. Trump haters are tripping over their own dicks again if they think this is what finally slays their bete noire. Hope springs eternal...
Last and least...
So.. officially, I'm the last Black staff columnist left in the Washington Post's opinion section.
Just saying ‘Fuck you’ over and over again isn’t funny. At all.
No one does it like Jon Stewart. Watch his reaction to CBS cancelling Stephen Colbert & thank him. Need so more of this.
While Colbert et al. are having their impotent meltdowns, Kill Tony again introduces a new, fascinating, and hilarious act to the comedy scene: Sir Winston Pickles. Kill Tony is named for Tony Hinchcliffe, whom Seth Meyers referred to as a "speaker" who made "comments"...
Obamacare is the law of the land, ladies and gentlemen...
UnitedHealthcare is raising premiums for policyholders in New York and Washington after spending $9B on stock buybacks last year. Healthcare companies are robbing you blind to enrich their executives and shareholders. This is why we need Medicare for All.
They let an open-miker host "The Daily Show"...
Trump refuses to give answers about the Epstein files, but he WILL field questions about those cankles
Now this is quality satire...
Hunter Biden was a professor at Georgetown for 4 yrs. Has a law degree from Yale. Why didn’t the media ever tell us that? Or the boards he sat on? Or the absolute brilliant man he is?
Colbert gets cancelled, South Park gets $1.5 Billion. The moral? BE FUNNY FFS #NotRocketScience variety.com/2025/tv/news/s…
This is defeat
Jon Stewart responded to CBS bowing down to Trump and canceling Colbert
Three years old at Niagara Falls...
What's your earliest travel memory?
Colbert had every right to operate his show as a Democratic party organ...just don't tell us it was a comedy show when it clearly was not...
Live: Protest against firing of Stephen Colbert in NYC x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
They’re all next. Late Night is dead.
Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers and other stars take over ‘The Late Show’ audience to support Stephen Colbert after cancellation news trib.al/WGx6FNQ
Why...? Did they do the same when James Corden was canceled...? Solidarity is a political act, not a comedic one...just like Colbert's show, which is why it was unfunny and lost money...
Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and Jon Stewart will appear on ‘THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT’ tonight to show solidarity after Colbert’s show was cancelled. (Source: @latenightercom)
That was his message for ten years, and it made for a shitty show that appealed only to rabid Trump-haters...
Stephen Colbert had a succinct message to President Trump for gloating about the end of the "Late Show": "Go f*ck yourself." variety.com/2025/tv/news/s…
Balance might be restored to the universe: I got a Hampton Inn in Orlando for $76/night. In 2022, a Hampton Inn in Deltona was...$200/night...
I compiled a list of every political figure (not including journalists and pundits) that appeared on Stephen Colbert's show in 2024. Try to see if you can spot some sort of pattern: Hakeem Jeffries (x2) Bill Clinton Tim Waltz John Fetterman Kamala Harris Mark Kelly Ketanji Brown…
Walz--a lefty politico--doesn't even mention comedy... x.com/Tim_Walz/statu…
Stephen Colbert is the best in the business. He always told truth to power and pulled no punches. We need more of that, not less.
The people lamenting Colbert's cancelation aren't upset about a comedy show getting axed...they're upset about an anti-Trump show getting axed. The latter is exactly why the show blew and was doomed...
Why retire after that performance? Whoever.
@snboxing What do you want next for Usyk...? Retirement...? Parker...? Kabayel...?
The new documents released by @TulsiGabbard leave no doubt - none - that the @BarackObama White House invented a phony espionage scandal to hang on the incoming Trump administration. The sole question is, why? What idiot thought this would work, that it was a good idea?