⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑
@CarHelmets
Unapologetic safety vigilante/random cat appreciator. Fun fact: You're more likely to die from not riding a bicycle at all than from riding one sans helmet.
Yet another cycling skill that has been lost over the years.
There's a level in hell reserved exclusively for those who abuse animals.
Portland woman arrested after bringing dyed pink kitten to animal hospital: bit.ly/3TGXgtP
"Nearly half of all Portland drivers are driving vehicles with expired plates". This is my super shocked face.
If you’ve been driving around with expired license plate tags there could be a ticket in your not-too-distant future. trib.al/JaxjsMM
It's ok, they have their "driving like a slightly concussed toddler" flashers on.
We get it, infrastructure varying from place to place can be confusing…That said, perhaps it’s time municipalities look into more automated enforcement mechanisms and citizen reporting that actually results in penalties (and not inequity). #BikeTO
Rookie move. Everyone knows you're only allowed to drive exactly like someone suffering from alcohol poisoning if you're verifiably sober or have access to a "medical event" get-out-of-jail-free card.
I did something different today. After this car blow through a stop sign by the Brig, nearly hit me, and then this stop light, I called 911 and reported a possible drunk driver. Gave them the details, and then got a call back ~15 minutes later. They were arrested for a DUI.
WE HAD THE GREATEST RAIL AND TRANSIT SYSTEM IN THE WORLD AND WE RIPPED IT ALL OUT FOR CARS AND SPRAWL
A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.
"I need a gratuitously oversized SUV to protect my children from all the other parents who've purchased gratuitously oversized SUVs to protect their children".
And make sure to wear #HiVis so emergency responders can locate your negligently mangled corpse in a timely fashion.
Remember to make eye contact with drivers. And we should make sure e-bikes have license plates
Every in-the-way automobile is a reminder as to the absolute anathema cars are to a properly functioning society. #JustSayNo #CarCULTure
Remember to make eye contact with drivers. And we should make sure e-bikes have license plates
Someone brushed against him while boarding the MAX.
News: Portland Commissioner Rene Gonzalez says he faced ‘deliberate, unwanted physical contact’ aboard a MAX train. Here’s what TriMet video shows oregonlive.com/politics/2024/…
Just Say No (to cars).
Describe better cities for people in 5 words or less
It's impossible to properly articulate just how treacherous it has become for those attempting to get anywhere without wearing a car. You could call it a war but as one-sided as it's always been it's probably more accurate to refer to it as an open-ended hate crime. #CarCulture
Used to see this van parked near NE 7th and Tillamook on a daily basis. Haven't laid eyes on it in years. Kinda worried this unicorn is no longer out there reminding everyone how unoriginal they most likely are. Oh, your white model 3 can make fart sounds? I stand corrected.
What's "terrible" are those Tesla car carriers perpetually fucking up everyone's commute down there at SE 4th and Division. Go ahead and keep blocking the Springwater Corridor and that bi-directional bike lane. Not that I need an excuse to get creative. koin.com/entertainment-…
