CaptainSwing666 🇪🇺
@CaptainSwing666
Living behind the Gammon Curtain. Industrial scale snark with the occasional post about the EU, customs and borders. Really, really hates racists.
Brexiters, if you can't understand why the EU won't let you send goods unchecked into their territory let me explain it to you in simple terms: A question: would you buy a car, sight unseen, from someone you didn't know? I'm assuming you aren't completely stupid, so I'll say no.
This.
If you're really good at your job, you will reach a point where the only way to progress up the pay scale is to stop doing that job that you're brilliant at and instead become a "manager", an entirely different discipline which you may not be suited to.
I've seen this film. Outland.
One thought on the “cooking is more expensive than DoorDash” discourse is that if it were legal to build, I think a lot of twentysomethins would enjoy living in dorm-style accommodations where you don’t have a kitchen but you do have access to a cafeteria with cheap meals.
I was going to sell this watch, but I just couldn't. Look at it. It's got a soul.



Fuck Nazis and everyone who supports them.
Finding Nazis is easy. Just say "Fuck Nazis and everyone who supports them," then wait for them to show up
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In other words: "Look at me, look at meeeee! Pay attention to me!" That lettuce is well past her sell by date.

That demented orange fool rages against windmills, claiming they kill birds. Guess what else kills birds? Climate change. He's silent on that, though. I wonder why?
🎶Lollipop, lollipop Ooh, lolly, lollipop🎶
Name something more intelligent than Lee Anderson.
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “Live long and prosper”.🖖 None of them responded with "Peace and long life". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
Oh, I say, that's rather lovely... 70% chocolate with rum cream.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “MR LOVERMAN”. None of them responded with "SHABBA". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
Genuine old school watch vibes today. Ignore the date.

Britain. Now would be a good time to check the origin of beef imported from Australia. Just in case we get US beef from there that they couldn't sell down under.
American beef in Australia is like sending instant coffee to Italy. Who in Australia would want this?
I think she should fly into Glasgow next time... That'll be fun for her. "It's English Jim, but not as we know it."

I live in SW London. Not far from. Southall, Hounslow and Feltham. It is apparent that the population of people of Asian descent is increasing and permeating further into areas previously exclusively white. Guess what? I don't care.
Funniest thing I've read all year. And the idiot wasn't trying to be funny.

we need to talk about HR 1319. This bill reclassifies ALL employees in the country to be independent contractors. No employee rights. No unions. No minimum wage laws. No healthcare. Its heading to the full House for a floor vote. It passed the committee on a party line vote.
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