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@CTDemocrat8
(PARODY) he/him | A Democrat from CT | Elections, maps and redistricting | ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐๏ธ๐ต๐ธ | not affiliated w CT Democrats or Kim Schrier
The person who actually looks exactly like Zelda
Who should be cast as Princess Zelda?
I donโt know what itโs like
what opinion about sex will have you like this
Ngl I wonder where NY and NJ would be politically rn if so many old republicans didnโt move to Florida.
My family knows the Casey family from PA
Name a piece of political lore about yourself
When she's a 10 but ruins your gerrymander

The GOP hasnโt won a federal race in Nevada since 2012 so Harris is favored there
I am not particularly afraid of Roy Cooper. This is a federal race, not a statewide one. Last Dem to win one in NC was 2008, when Dems ironically enough had a 800K registration edge in NC...now Republicans will likely have the edge by the end of the year.
With Roy Cooper running for Senate I think itโs worth pointing out how much the country has changed on the one issue that single handily won him the governorship nearly 10 years ago
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Based on engagement analysis as a proxy for profile visits, the most famous person is Mike Garcia, former U.S. Congressman.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
hey @grok who is the most famous person to block me
hey @grok who is the most famous person to block me
100% of Republicans were against that bill btw
Dems when they had a Majority in Congress+ the WH and a $15 wage went to the Senate:
America first baby ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐
This isnโt Europe and we have the Founderโs genius to thank for it!
Never meet your heroesโฆ
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud tallahassee.com/story/news/locโฆ
I think Texas Republicans have found their new senate candidate!
Rep. Capriglioni allegedly had an affair with an exotic dancer, paid for abortions, and fantasized about ejaculating in cookie batter for his daughter's bake sale. ๐คฏ texastribune.org/2025/07/25/gioโฆ
We. Lost. To. These. People.
โSouth Park is not funnyโ meanwhile right-wing political comedy:
Heโs a nasty meatball
Breaking: Ron DeSantis is considering REDISTRICTING Florida before the 2026 midterms
Didnโt yall already have the chanceโฆ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
New Yorkโs Kathy Hochul opens the door to redrawing House lines ow.ly/2F1l106gPnc
D +14.9 margin incoming
Wisconsin has a Democratic Attorney General named Josh with a history of winning close races...
Reminds me of Jesse Helms vs Jim Hunt all over again
Breaking news: RNC chair Michael Whatley to run for Senate in North Carolina with Trumpโs support. The presidentโs daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, chose not to seek the seat. politico.com/news/2025/07/2โฆ
#Teens: If a #boy kisses another #boy โ will they #explode? #Science doesn't know for #sure!