Chris Thorburn
@CBThorburn
night clown
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.
Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.
WHY DONT YOU ASK NEXT TIME THEYRE ON THE SHOW THEO
Mr @POTUS @JDVance @BernieSanders @RobertKennedyJr @RepThomasMassie @RoKhanna can we please get aid into GAZA NOW?! Children are starving to death!! We are America. This isnt about politics. This is about humanity.
How do they keep screwing up Fantastic 4
Spoiler: There's this super serious scene where Pedro Pascal reveals he used to be 5'6" but got the leg breaking surgery that makes you taller. It's the biggest plot twist of the movie and Dakota Johnson instantly breaks up with him lmao
Edinburgh Festival starts 1 week today. I'm doing this show most days in a venue that's old school fringe style. Some days are pretty much sold out so grab tickets. Poster by the very handsome @CBThorburn
First day of the all-inclusive / last night of the all-inclusive


Thanks to @Comedypodcastde for asking me some questions about my podcast Funny Looks! Read them here: rgm.press/comedy-podcast… Listen to the podcast here! open.spotify.com/show/7IwYaRzeu… This week was a solo episode and last week featured @CBThorburn !
“You feel that lasso, bitch? this shits gonna force you to tell the truth white boy.”
Say less
On our way to see Friendship
Going to see FRIENDSHIP tonight. If you’re looking for me I’ll be the only guy with a moustache drinking a craft beer.
Going to see FRIENDSHIP tonight. If you’re looking for me I’ll be the only guy with a moustache drinking a craft beer.
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October. Bigger and better with some cracking new places. All ticket links here : linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated All the best
sadly cannot post the entire episode this is from, so enjoy one of the most iconic line readings from it
I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time
When you’re working on a Christmas show in July 🎅🎄 Thanks to everyone who came to support ❤️
if you've seen my show in the last year, you probably heard my 37-min pre-show mashup megamix. by popular request, i put it on bandcamp. stream it free or pay $1+, every dollar is going to our crew that feeds the residents of macarthur park every thursday electrolemon.bandcamp.com/track/anthems-…
if you've seen my show in the last year, you probably heard my 37-min pre-show mashup megamix. by popular request, i put it on bandcamp. stream it free or pay $1+, every dollar is going to our crew that feeds the residents of macarthur park every thursday electrolemon.bandcamp.com/track/anthems-…
Heatwave? What heatwave? Surely you’d rather spend this Sunday in a nice cool basement @StandGlasgow watching a show all about Christmas? If that’s true then check out ticket link in comments & use promo code SANTA for £6 tickets🎅
The latest episode of Funny Looks is out now ft comedian and style icon @CBThorburn 💕 we talked about gym tunes, the power of wearing shorts and more! Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/6rOdki…
A wee reminder that I’ll be doing an intimate WIP show all about Christmas on Sunday 13th July! You can use promo code SANTA for £6 tickets! Ignore the fact it’s the middle of summer and come along to @StandGlasgow! 🎅🎄 Support from superb @CBThorburn thestand.co.uk/performance/19…