CBC Pitchbot (Satire)
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Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC. International: @ReutersPitchbot
Breaking: Canada does absolutely nothing new and will take no concrete steps to end ongoing genocide it is actively complicit in.
Joint statement on behalf of 26 partners on the Occupied Palestinian Territories Read the full statement: ow.ly/4lLR50WsH36
Canada's foreign ministry says they are concerned over the backsliding of democratic norms in Mali
Mali selling gold from mine seized from Canadian firm ctvnews.ca/business/artic…
Progressive Conservative Premier meets with Progressive Conservative Prime Minister
Thanks for the breakfast meeting, Premier @fordnation — and for standing up for Ontario. We’ve got a big fight ahead of us, and we’ll be working together every step of the way. We’re strongest when we’re united.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says trade talks with U.S. have resumed after Canada rescinded its plan to tax U.S. technology firms. apnews.com/article/canada…
can we go back on the 5% NATO commitment now please
#BREAKING: Trump ending all trade talks with Canada ‘immediately’ ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…
if zohran were in the ontario ndp you would have kicked him out of caucus like sarah jama lol
Congratulations, @ZohranKMamdani. What you’ve built goes far beyond New York City. You've captured the imagination of progressives everywhere with a blueprint for how we can win: with hope, with values, and with the belief that politics can be a force for good. We’re watching—and…
This guy is a fucking loser
Iran’s nuclear programme is a grave threat to international security, and Canada has been consistently clear that Iran can never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon. While U.S. military action taken last night was designed to alleviate that threat, the situation in the…
Canadians rejected a conservative government and got one anyway. But many would be okay with it because this one is the Canadian cliche of niceness.
Canada stands with Israel in starting a war with Iran — foreign ministry
Carney ran as the anti-U.S. guy. Once elected, he started pushing U.S. style policies. Bill C-2 gives ICE-like enforcement powers. Bill C-5 consolidates executive authority in a way that echoes Trump. Classic bait and switch.
they said boycott ❤️
We’ve increased the risk level for #Israel to “avoid all travel” due to the ongoing hostilities and unpredictable security situation. Important details and full advice here: travel.gc.ca/destinations/i…
Canada reaffirms Israel's right to defend itself from Tehran's Children's Hospital, Carney says
PM Carney vows to fight forest fires with US weapons as Liberals increase NATO military spending
Go to ICE detention and say exactly this to Mahmoud Khalil whose been locked up for 3 months as of today
If you're in a relationship with an undocumented immigrant, you can make a direct impact on their life by marrying them (if it is indeed a legit marriage, and I am not suggesting anyone enter a false marriage for green card reasons). IMO, this makes more of an impact than…
BREAKING: Canada has denied Elon Musk's political asylum claim.
Canada's diplomats in West Bank apologize to Israel for getting shot at by Israeli forces
Sick. Beyond sick to my stomach. Children starved to death with emancipated bodies. Children burned alive with their charred remains beyond identification. This is possible because companies like Ottawa-based Gastops provide the parts for warplanes to drop the bombs.
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history