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Not the best but still good.
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “AUTOGLASS REPAIR”. None of them responded with "AUTOGLASS REPLACE". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
One thing about this government is that they’ll never miss an opportunity to do exactly the wrong thing.
We're taking action to stop migrants working illegally as food delivery drivers.
And now for a twee little sketch of him biting Paddington’s head off.
Big day for people who were unaware that sometimes people cheat.
He was a CEO of Astronomer, a unified DataOps experience. She was a VP of HR. What more can I say?
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬
Truly obsessed with Delores, the lady on Below Deck who threw herself overboard and then, when she was being sent home for throwing herself overboard, threw herself overboard again.
Seeing the Matt Healy tweets and all I can think is
Me after watching the first episode of the third season of #AJLT and wishing I never got hooked on SATC as a mute and mousy 15 year old
PARKLIFE
Christ's peace is not the silence of the tomb after a conflict, and it is not the result of subjugation. Peace is a gift that gazes at others and renews their lives. Let us pray for this peace, which is reconciliation, forgiveness, and courage to turn the page and start again.
Conclave but it’s a WhatsApp group of women deciding where to go for a hen do.
Man on Married At First Sight Australia: Well obviously we've been through our ups and downs... The ups being that he made coffee for her once and the downs being that he laughed with the other men about how he doesn't find her attractive and then sexted one of the other wives.
This’d go for £2700 a month in London!!
The Room of Tears is prepared to receive the 266th successor to St. Peter:
How have I never noticed that Pamela Anderson is in this clip?
This. Then. Now. Forever.
The things that people in this country get apoplectic with rage about, and the things that they don’t, will baffle me until my last breath.
This is a message to the fly-tippers blighting our towns and villages: For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. That ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.