BonkDaCarnivore
@BonkDaCarnivore
Retired VC; PhD economics (Sloan); sardonic humorist. SAR. USCG. Pilot. Most of X is retarded. I have more hit points than you can possibly imagine.
Got sent this one, which gave me a laugh. Behold, the tireless "deep research" they put into this before committing crimes. I could say it was the fact I spent 1.5hrs talking to him and picked up on the accent, but that was an unfair advantage. I could also have said all the old…
Bro,… lol how would bonk know chance is even Australian,… meanwhile,… the dude is totally unraveling 🤷♂️👇
So trump lied about any deal with Japan. Shocked, I tell ya

-I'm going to publish the list -The list is on my desk -The list was destroyed -There never was a list -The list is fake -I'm going to personally cure the list as a prime suspect and reveal the names on it The worst part is how lazy they are

Not only are we not getting Epstein arrests, he's going to let go the one that we did get
🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP DOJ ISSUES LIMITED IMMUNITY TO GHISLAINE MAXWELL. SOURCE: @ABC
This administration: the Golden age! We're making so much money we don't know what to do with it! Also this administration: brother can you spare a dime?
Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7 trillion national debt, per NYP
$PLTR is now the market's 20th most valuable company. They trade at 273 times forward earnings, and have less than 4 billion in revenue for that 375 billion dollar market cap. $HD, by comparison, has 160 billion in revenue and only has a 373 billion cap. Nothing unusual about…
These are $4.85 here. I'm actually not wild about the short runway to expiry with how OTM the contract is. I think I'd feel a lot better if those of you who took these cashed in half to get your cost basis under 4 so you've got some wiggle room going into the weekend
So this reversed, you got stopped out for break-even. It's at $4.40 here, which makes for an even more attractive entry for the poors and the FinTwits who use Robinhood
Weird how he forgets the most notable name of all.
Trump just dropped some names on the Epstein list Bill Clinton Former President of Harvard Hedge Fund exexutives This is news
So this reversed, you got stopped out for break-even. It's at $4.40 here, which makes for an even more attractive entry for the poors and the FinTwits who use Robinhood
If this is too expensive, the 8/15 500's for $4.83 are a cheaper option with higher risk.
DeReGuLaTiOn WiLl CaUsE mOrE dRiLlInG!
Number of active oil rigs in U.S. stands at 422 and has fallen for 15 consecutive weeks per @bakerhughesco @DataArbor
If you took the cheaper option here set a safety stop at break even. You're playing a much more dangerous game than the September folk $5.45
If this is too expensive, the 8/15 500's for $4.83 are a cheaper option with higher risk.
WHY is The Fed losing that much, Scott?
The Fed is losing $100 billion a year. Now, it is blowing even more taxpayer money on out-of-control building renovations. Time for an internal review.
He has no authority to create this rule. Truly a retard administration
BREAKING: President Donald Trump has signed a College Sports Executive Order that prohibits third-party, pay-for-play payments to collegiate athletes🤯 Titled: "President Donald J. Trump Saves College Sports" on3.com/nil/news/presi…
The official Rapid Response team does a complete self-own by showing the inflation in grocery prices started right as Biden was taking office, thus proving it was Trump who caused most of it.
People are acting like the South Park episode was a shot at Trump. Sure, but that wasn't its primary target. It was aimed at Paramount. For those who don't know, Paramount has been trying to sell itself to Skydance - something that requires FCC approval, and which Trump had…
Yeah sure can't wait to see how that works out for him since he can't order states around
Trump to sign order pushing cities and states to remove homeless people from streets usatoday.com/story/news/pol…