ravage .
@cassette__cat
professional snitch. surveying autobots and decepticons alike. behave yourselves. i see everything. - PROSHIPPERS will be blocked.
send me your inquiries, suggestions and requests. morale is at an all time low, and i need to know what i can do to raise it. decepticonravage.straw.page
( the little ravage plum's watching ultra magnus' sad predicament from above. were turbofoxes stupid, or just too big to fit into the vents? psh. what a loser! )
[Unfortunately due to circumstances, he's been unable to get out of his office, simply not able to reach. The now-turbofox-Magnus is just staring at the door, sat on top of the desk, hoping someone may come by. This is embarrassing, all things considered.]
// #killchuck worked too well..... fly high pissgarggler you will be missed 🥀
( he's dangling from a ceiling vent by his tail. he is not happy. he is making that very known. )
( ravage is rolling around in another random corridor, playing with rung's stolen glasses. )
( where is carrier? he doesn't know. ) ( who are these strange bots talking to him? he does not know. ) ( what is he to do? ) ( panic. )
( he's rolling around on his back in a random hallway with a dead cybermouse in his maw. )
( there's a strange high-pitched meowing coming in through the comms. )
i... have reached 102 followers overnight. i think something's about to happen.
i feel as if something humiliating will happen to me when this account gains one hundred followers.