Gil “Handsome” Hanse
@NOTdaRealGil
PARODY ACCOUNT | NJ golf stan | Mediocre golfer | Match play menace | Ball Knower | PM/H&B Wearer | ShrinkTheGame | Logo Hunter | 27/100 Top 100 |
A nice round with the childhood best friend of 20 years. Yes his clothing selection sucks. He’s a blue collar guy that could not possibly give less of a fuck what he wears. Very glad I’m able to get him out here n there at nice places!


Philly bound for the 3rd time this week. I’ve had to piss for 40 mins… eta is not going down quick enough

1. 16 at Merion East 2. 4 at Fishers Island 3. 15 at Sleepy Hollow
A simple question for Friday night: what’s your favorite par-4? Inspired by a few great ones I saw this week, I tried to think of the two-shot holes in the game I love the most. Here are 12 of the ones that came to mind: The 10th at Shinnecock Hills (410yds) The 5th at Merion…
Rest day… no golf today!!! Great decision by me because it’s disgustingly hot. Here’s some of my favorite flag pictures I’ve taken this year!




Soldier homecoming videos will always get me… every. single. time. #softafterdark
I need to note that my score is not a result of this holing putts thing we did. They can attest. I literally could not hit the golf ball. Honestly holing it added like 1 stroke to my score.
Fun day with @RevWSJohnson and @LarryJSinclair I finally caught Rev on a bad day. Not a single gimme today, ball in hole, putted every single thing out, after a discussion in our gc last night about Americans having fraudulent handicaps.
Not my finest performance. Enjoy the shirt, Gil. If golf was about who laughs the most I’d be world number one. We will bounce back. Liberty Hill is a cool spot. Amazing day with the brothers @LarryJSinclair @NOTdaRealGil
Not my finest performance. Enjoy the shirt, Gil. If golf was about who laughs the most I’d be world number one. We will bounce back. Liberty Hill is a cool spot. Amazing day with the brothers @LarryJSinclair @NOTdaRealGil
The original B. Draddy polo and a place near and dear to our hearts. Great pick up, Gil.
Some days you just need a classy, white pocketed polo. Thank you @BDraddy Also s/o to @TyWebbsBurner for pickin this up in the shop and sending it my way 🙏🏼
Some days you just need a classy, white pocketed polo. Thank you @BDraddy Also s/o to @TyWebbsBurner for pickin this up in the shop and sending it my way 🙏🏼

It can only go up from here guys, right? @NOTdaRealGil @LarryJSinclair
Aside from the usual free things golf courses have (scorecards, pencils, tees, ball markers, divot tools) What are you favorite free items you’ve gotten from courses? I’ll start…

Took a heart shaped divot for my followers today 🫶🏼
