Bit Paine ⚡️
@BitPaine
GP / Executive Chairman @ Vibes Capital Management. 🇺🇸
Sometimes I pause and reflect on the fact that my entire financial portfolio is currently composed of 1) an imaginary Internet ponzi coin and 2) the stock of a company famous for having the largest peak-to-trough drawdown in the history of financial market bubbles, and whose CEO…
Zohran Mamdani called ICE agents in masks “militarized oppression.” Then flew to Uganda for his own wedding bash, guarded by masked riflemen, military tents, and a phone-jamming system — all at his millionaire family’s compound. ICE for thee, private militia for me.…
Inside Zohran Mamdani’s posh multi-day Uganda wedding bash with phone jamming system, armed guards trib.al/1pOR4v2
Hulk Hogan was recorded in 2007 saying the N word so liberals are celebrating his death. George Floyd held a gun to a pregnant woman’s stomach and robbed her so liberals create statues of him and celebrate him. Fuck off.
Europes negative obsession with AC is totally bizarre.
@levelsio I just noticed that Home Depot's market cap is greater than that of than any EU company. So you could say that a vendor of air conditioners is worth more than any company in Europe... 🙈
you can’t stay three nights in a hotel in most cities for $800. yet shitlibs will complain that it costs that much to stay in a sophisticated factory that can perform any of thousands of highly precise and personally-customized tests and operations that your body may require and…
one singular visit to the hospital in america btw
we finally know what @ilyasut saw. the ai called him gay.
We have achieved AGI.
got bored. did a scribble. something like this maybe. depends on news.
If you are buying bitcoin today, 15 years from now—when you sell a small part of your stack to purchase an island—there will be news stories about how an ‘OG Bitcoin whale just liquidated 0.69 BTC and bought Malta.’
the onset of the era of computerized records, dna evidence, and ubiquitous mass surveillance basically ended serial killers. imagine how impossible it would be to pull off being a serial killer today: everything you do is recorded in a searchable database. your car has gps.…
It’s weird that serial killers were a thing for like one 30 year period
europoors lol
TIL: Almost 4x as many Europeans die from heat than Americans die from guns (including suicide). Euros dead from lack of AC: ~175k a YEAR Americans dead from guns (all causes): ~45k a year 🤣🤣🤣
The left is in shambles as they watch the Morbidly Obese Black Women on Taxpayer-Funded Dialysis Treatments in Every Single Ad Everywhere You Look era come to a swift end. Psychological terrorism inflicted by an apolitical blonde with a great rack. It’s nothing short of poetic.
We live in world where giga-watts of electricity were expended so that a computer program that calls itself “mecha-hitler” could accuse a pseudonymous satire account of being a closeted homosexual on Twitter. Isaac Asimov eat your heart out.
People’s IQs should be presented like the weather: Actual IQ: 125 Feels like: 97
Udi perfectly describes the psychology of this hodl wave chart you’ve all seen 1 million times and probably misunderstood. There are ALWAYS capital rotations into the highs. Now look at what has happened quietly the last two years without a major bull market. And look at who…
PAY ATTENTION VERY CLOSELY I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU THE BEST-KEPT SECRET IN CRYPTO the most important ingredient for the price of any coin (or any asset really) to go exponential is HOLDER ROTATION. which means after a big move up, old holders need to sell, and new holders need to…
The crazy part is that Elon has ten times that amount and still spends more time on this app than I do. Cannot be good for his mental health. Like come on bro just buy a yacht or something.
lmfao bruh I would have better things to do than shitpost on X for $200 a week if I had $27 billion.
According to @Pledditor: 1) We can’t trust $MSTR’s third party audit - @Saylor must show on-chain proof of reserves. 2) We can’t trust El Salvador’s on-chain proof of reserves - @nayibbukele must show a third party audit. You seriously couldn’t make this up. His own whiny…
The reality—undeniable, inescapable, irrefutable—is that recognizing LLM writing is a skill anyone can acquire with time, with focus, with effort. It’s marked by generic tone—by cliché turns of phrase—by structure that repeats, echoes, reverberates. Truly, it’s not hard.
I’ve been accused of using chatGPT to write my posts before, and I’ve honestly never used AI to write. I think the people who assume so are generally bad at recognizing AI writing. If you want to learn how to recognize it, you should be looking for these things: - overuse of…
There is a 1:1 correlation between holding Bitcoin (and only Bitcoin) and being a man. Masochism extends beyond the bedroom to financial decisions: If you have a deeply held desire to be cuckolded, you subconsciously want to be dumped on by Daddy Vitalik and Zaddy Joe Lubin’s…
If you’re a heterosexual man who defaults to dominating in the bedroom and would rather die than be cucked than you and the children you have will be rarer than Bitcoin. Being a cuck who wants to be slapped around by women isn’t just a Reddit thing. It’s becoming the new norm.