BILL RYAN
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My new exclusive to paid subscribers Reading Project post is up. In it -- and it's a long 'un -- I discuss Charles Bukowski's POST OFFICE, and Edward Bunker's LITTLE BOY BLUE, and why Bukowski was a dick, but Bunker maybe wasn't. Link in comments.

good for her, but i'm not sure this is a great reason to have a cat
This woman saved all her cats in the floods in the philippines.
when i saw WARCRAFT i'm pretty sure the guy at the other end of the otherwise empty row of seats from me was jerking off at one point. at WARCRAFT, need I remind you. (I moved)
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Just got a notification from Substack informing me that I am now "#52 in Rising Literature." Which I guess means there are upwards of 53 of us.
One of the great, and underrated, Westerns. Paul Newman has never been better/cooler. "You even been hungry, lady? Not just ready for supper."

This is what being perennially online and having no life will turn you into. So don't be surprised when I start spewing some bullshit like this in the future.
ohhhh haha like GENES!! i get it! she has good jeans like she has good GENES! hahahaha like in a nazi way!! totally!!!!!
if there is a hereditary disease somewhere in your family genetics, then you are a nazi
you're a real hardcore fans of the show, I see
Conservatives finding out that south park was never on their side
Watching David Cross's video podcast because Paul F. Tompkins is on it, but Cross is being his usual giant asshole self, bagging on the entire state of Louisiana (save New Orleans) for among other reasons being unhealthy. Meanwhile, Cross used to brag about all the drugs he did.
is it possible for a grown man to look less like a grown man than fuentes does?
"Men need to say, 'Shut up and go to your room. I'm the man of the house. I will not be taught what it is to be a man by a woman.'"
Biggest self report with that "go to your room" line
"Men need to say, 'Shut up and go to your room. I'm the man of the house. I will not be taught what it is to be a man by a woman.'"
When I tweet as much as I have this morning, it's because I'm trying to take my mind off something, so please don't mind me.
BARBARIAN was weird and good enough for me to be anticipating this with a reasonable degree of enthusiasm!
Into the darkness they went, and they never came back. Weapons in theaters August 8. Get tickets now!
not if you cowards would stop caving in to the ignoramuses
Unfortunately/fortunately, if a word is used with regularity - by a certain number of people - for a certain length of time - to mean a certain and specific thing it becomes a word, whether we like it or not.
What people need to understand about pool shots like this in movies and TV is that they look tricky, they're set up in such a way that it's difficult to fuck it up.
Mary Tyler Moore perfectly landed a trick shot on the first try in a 1962 episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show.