Benoit For Hart

“The Leafs will never replace Marners 100 points!” Maccelli: 60 point guy Nic Roy: 40 point guy Total salary? 6.4 million Treliving masterclass

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to have visited my profile

Tame Impala is literally insane

I have successfully infiltrated Leafs fangirl twitter. Step 1 complete, now onto phase 2 of my plan.

Marner to Matthews? More like Maccelli to Matthews now🔥 Get used to it. #LeafsForever #Leafs #LeafsNation

Hey @grok according to your analysis, name 10 people in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don’t mention the person, just the @.username and the rate of the number of times a month they visit the profile

Letter to @ldl716 I know you have me blocked and you probably won’t see this, but I’m sorry. My recent rise to fame has really caused me to look back on how i got here and i can’t stop thinking about what i did to you. I should’ve never took that photo up your wives skirt.

Letter to @logopatt Logan… are you there? I miss you man. I’m sorry for the things i said, it wasn’t right. Please forgive me, i need you. My life hasn’t been the same since we stopped talking. Yeah I’m famous now and all the fangirls want me, but all i can think about is you.

I am officially declaring war on the Marner fan girls. Good luck ladies.

Let’s get this tweet viral!

I’ve been seeing some people making jokes calling other Hitler on this app and i want to say that that is NOT okay, not without his consent.

“Leafs fan”

This goblin has silenced replies to their posts and is now mass reporting anyone who disagrees with them. The Marner fangirls are far more dangerous than you could ever imagine.

This Tyler album is the greatest thing i have ever heard

Forward targets for the Leafs: 1. Nazem Kadri 2. Tage Thompson 3. Dawson Mercer 4. Jonathan Marchessault 5. Bryan Rust

Insiders are talking about a possible Thompson to Toronto trade… could maybe look like this? To Toronto C Tage Thompson To Buffalo LW Nick Robertson LW Bobby McMann 2028 3rd Round Pick Who says no?

I wouldn’t rule out a Tage Thompson trade to Toronto He is exactly what we need in the top 6 and is very close friends with Auston Matthews.

on leafs twitter, if you are a girl who likes mitch marner and also toronto maple leafs hockey, they compare you to hitler

This is like Hitler asking “why do all Jews hate me?”

If you loved Marner as a Leaf, that’s cool! I loved him as a Leaf! But he isn’t a Leaf anymore and if you continue to cheer for him you are not a Leafs fan.

Anyone who continues to defend Marner will be banished to hell. He doesn’t love you, it’s time to move on.