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THEY FINNA HAVE A CRAWFISH BOIL AT THE VATICAN
She said get in the mines 😩
I was dropping off baby at day care and she said she didnt want me to go to work. I said i needed to go to work to get money. “Dont u want me to go to work to have money for muffins?” She said “go to work”😭
They’re in the bathroom fren…..
Good friend is single, late 30s, self-made. He likes giving strangers dried fruits. People will hang out for hours while he keeps giving them more and more raisins. Prunes are a big hit too. But he's consistently ignored, ghosted, or told "this isn't working" after a few dates
I would specify “about men” b/c tbh, if someone said everyone was being cagey about how someone passed at a funeral & they did it to find out…..idk if I would judge them v harshly
Uploading a picture of your drivers license to gossip is crazy
Southern supremacy! Always had 2-3 bedrooms/2 bathrooms to myself & in-house washer & dryer since I grabbed that college diploma 🙌🏾
Why is gen z so averse to having roommates? I didn't know anyone who lived on their own at 20.
Did we all die in 2049 & go to hell??
Proof that America is living in 2050
The way I fell to my knees in the CVS when they terminated my employee discount a couple of days early 😂😂
nobody works faster than IT support when someone has been terminated.
Ok lemme delete I’ve been informed it was a selfie 🤳🏽, not an ID upload ☝🏽
Hell nah with this middle name 🤣🤣🤣 My bby is Bri’ish af for real 😭😭😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
one thing jacob basil anderson has never done in his life is look unattractive 🙄
Getting out in the sun 🥰😍✅ Using a foundation you JUST barely cracked open & looking casket sharp 🚫❌💔🤕
Leave me alone!!!!
The most common mental health symptom I see in my patients is behavioral frozenness. You want to do something that you clearly have the capacity to do, and instead you stare at pointless screen content you're incapable of shutting off, or otherwise waste time, indefinitely.
“I told you to come alone” is a phrase that says LEAVE omg 😳
Yall soo I was talking to this dude and why he ate me up and not like that. 🫠He didn’t wanna answer the door because I told him my dad is waiting on me to go inside to make sure I made it in safe. Mind you I went all the way to Metairie 😓
To be fair, the world in general HAS gotten a lot more casual There’s places that aren’t necessarily 5 ⭐️ restaurants but growing up we prob would’ve never worn jeans or sneakers there & I’ll be leery but then get there & ppl are dresses ZOWN😂. So they don’t have good examples
Gen-Z struggles with time + place imo. It’s not always what you’re wearing/saying/doing is wrong, it’s WHERE you’re doing it — The way Gen Z speaks to peers is how they speak to coworkers. What they wear casually is what they want to wear to work. No lines of delineation fr.