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i don’t know who needs to hear this but… i still think you’re all catfish

we can try again tomorrow

some of you never got stabbed with a lawn dart and it shows.

before you DM me please know that i am a delusional fool

In my can stop will stop era.

some of you never got hit with the bop gun and it shows

not everybody fights until the end *choose wisely

fuck nudes send me a reason to live

I’m drunk and high, in case anyone is wondering.

tacos says “hi and go fuck yourselves” iykyk

i asked grok. i asked chatgpt… they both said fuck you

Some people are so fouled out that just their presence ruins everything good.

my dream is to live alongside you forever.

Almost home from work and ready to melt into my bed.

When it comes to relationships, Aquarius wants nothing short of telepathy

*her

do the weed

My demons & I think you’re hot btw.

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*her

I still burn for you