Keira🌻

in an alternative universe... #cshtwt #thescholars

real and rare photo of me and oomfs

Bob Odenkirk says he wants to kill Mario. “I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles rip them to pieces and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” (Source: @IGN)

fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time

I've changed

mic check #carseatheadrest

PLEASE HELP ME

I'm in a white tank top with a black heart on it, blue hair, black shorts too

just found out im chopped and also unc so

And to my children I leave 127 open tabs on safari

What did this mean

Seething anti-mayocels in the replies are outraged but the people know the truth

This is the box they ship girlfriends in

I DO NOT LIKE KETCHUP. IT IS TOO SWEET SO I USE MAYO

what if instead of labubu it was a Lovebubu :)

OOMF IS HORRIBLE AT PICKING FORTNITE DROP SPOTS AND GETS FOUR KILLS A MATCH AND DIES WITHIN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS

#walktwt #surfjerktwt #aurorakeiratwt #ukecrowtwt #beachinhumanabitchtwt #FUCKHYACINTH

and my gnostic soul cries out in question: where is surfjerk?