Asparagus_Brown
@Asparagus_Brown
make joke to make friend // he/they
Prospective employer: So, tell us a little about yourself The Not I: There is no self
Only reason I want the circulation of capital to accelerate
Famous white rapper Oxford Common releases new album Heretical Parenthetical including the smash hit "Hayek waz rite"
Guys & Dolls modern adaptation called Incels & Realdolls
Improve your memory with one simple trick
The more abject the failure, the better the subject remembers it.
Dudes be like "Yeah I'm a metal head" then have normal head made of bones
hey babe you wanna come over and watch hypernormalisation and piss me off
Just found out the shears don't click any more country's gone to the dogs
If they held it at my house it'd be sold out too
England is the rightful place to house the next 3 cycles of the World Test Championship Finals. It’s the only country that can guarantee full houses for the first 4 days.
