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She’s 5ft2 with IBS and daddy issues But you’re scared to raise your voice in an argument… in case she leaves. Be honest Brav… what exactly are you losing if she does? Take back your self esteem fella!

What is it with women & weak ass men googling their symptoms? “Oh I’ve got a pain in my stomach, just googled it & it sounds like it might be AIDS, rabies or possibly scurvy OMG I’m really worried - do you think I’m going to die?” Yes, yes I do, it will be very sad though.

Tattoos are a form of self abuse for females You’re not “healing your inner child” by letting a bloke called Slug ink a mandala on your arse You could be a ten - but if Jack Nicholson’s Shining character scribbled all over you in full chimp mode, you’ve plummeted massively.

A mentor isn’t needed. Shut the f*ck up, pick something, and do it for 6 months. Everyone’s trying to network their way out of laziness. No strategy call will fix cowardice, procrastination, or laziness Brav! Those 3 are a virus ravaging the human race.

“Conservation of energy” is for tired people. Your energy isn’t something u protect, you summon it! Through chaos, pressure & movement, showing up swinging Brav Rest when you’re dead Until then, u hit the ground swinging or you’re a faggy stiff that will surmount to nothing!

Every local business wants more customers but it’s mental how none of them want to change a thing “Marketing doesn’t work for us” Yeah ok, Sandra You’ve got a ClipArt logo, FB page setup by your niece & your last post was a blurry photo of soup Every business needs marketing!

They’ll believe aliens live under the sea But can’t believe that discipline fixes their life Think there’s a lizard race running the planet But even so much as a morning walk? Waaaay too far fetched Aliens ain’t the problem U just eat like a gremlin & watch porn on lunch Brav

Hunter explaining the difference between crack and coke like a Michelin chef describing Wagyu vs Greggs sausage roll. This is more than addiction, it’s true sommelier behaviour. Give this man a wine glass and a tasting menu.

Spiritual awakenings are real. The dark night of the soul? Legit But half of you just end up buying crystals from a chick called Moonflower An awakening should lead u to purpose Not tarot readings & a fuck buddy scenario with your Reiki coach Mf’s high without being on drugs

Got called a creep 2day by a man that looked like Fred West and Myra Hindley’s love child Can 100% confirm that physiognomy is real Man was “one of them types” like a substitute teacher with bodies in the garden and a hard drive full of secrets. Be careful out there kids

Every local “CEO” is at brunch on Sunday Posting pancakes & mimosa selfies Acting like a teenage girl with a Shopify login “Oh I need Sundays off” Sundays could be what saves your business from imploding Where’s the commitment to the cause Brav!?

Men DO NOT need therapy They need fight and a purpose! You’re not depressed, Brav! You’re bored, soft, and surrounded by soft lads! Ditch and get networking! Get in the gym. Watch your life unfold in ways you never expected! It’s a mad ting!