Dan ✝️🇺🇸

I have an NGL account now! Ask me anything. ngl.link/dantheman21054

Pineapple.

The cross I must bear is resisting the urge to flirt with every eligible single Christian woman on this site.

Tonight, I heard "Together Forever" by Rick Astley for the first time on the radio. Being my favorite music artist, I have naturally heard the song many times before on YouTube and a CD (including multiple versions), but never on the radio. Until today. I was ecstatic.

Wait a second. Is she mewing? I think she's mewing.

I just learned that while July 4th is a great day for Americans, for Europeans, it's a very bad day. In 1187, the Battle of Hattin was waged between Arabs and Crusaders. Over the 3rd and 4th, the Crusaders were massacred, leading to the Muslim takeover of the Holy Land.

Dance party! Who's coming?

My future girlfriend should be aware that I'm a pretty good cook...for things I know how to make, anyway. I will make her a nice big pan of my famed farfalle a la Texas, and she will love me forever.

WHAT DID SHE DO?!

I have learned that 9% of all firefighters are female. This disturbs me. It should be 0%.

Is it just me or is Adam Conover gay? His mannerisms and way of talking give massive "gay" vibes.

What is Sonic doing there?

Sonic, Knuckles, and Shadow. Don't care about anyone else.

Actually the opposite. We are MORE susceptible to propaganda, because we take everything at face value and don't understand dishonesty.

4.

I was not allowed to play or consume it growing up, because my parents thought it was demonic. Same with Harry Potter, but that one's actually justified. I still have not gotten into the Pokémon games, because they seem several steps below the complexity of Persona.

Terrible interchanges. The absolute worst.

Do you know what I look like?

I don't have a girlfriend. I follow girls because I value their input and empathy.

I am way too vulnerable to tweets from attractive blonde ladies.