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how tf do 2 cookies make a sponge?

which celebrity is this??

mfs wakeup and first thing they do is open twitter

DON'T CHECK HIDDEN, Worst mistake of my life

you should seek medical help if you’re still up right now

just got myself a new watch

whats so funny bro

how is this even possible?? i hate maths

even chatgpt doesn't text first

What's extremely unhygienic but most people seems to do it anyway?🤢

Yo @grok in 48 hours pick someone random who liked this post to give me $500

me as soon as I get my girl pregnant

life used to be so simple

me and her on the first link

i really gotta rewatch the matrix again

mfs be posting on Twitter all day getting 0 likes just talking to themselves 😭😭

if a girl says no more than 65 times a year, she's definitely cheating

me and her