Andrew Hilary🇵🇸
@AndrewHilaryUS
Future Dead Guy.
This has just been brought to my attention…
Today’s the due date. My baby brother just died. Anything helps gofund.me/1b980332
I went to see Mars Attacks! in theaters with my family when I was 8 years old and the scene where Jack Black’s family watches him die on live television was so sad it made me made me scream cry to the point where my dad had to take me out of the theater.
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
At this point I’m fully convinced that “cooking at home costs more than eating out” is some kind of Manchurian activation phrase designed to make us all go insane.
I’d propose
i’ll fuck up a hot dog on a first date i never cared
I pulled into the gas station and there was a pick up truck parked diagonally across two parking spaces. However, when I looked inside, there was a dog sitting in the driver seat. I figure he did his best.
Favorite selfie of the month? Say less
I think men women and thems should quote this with their favorite selfie they took this month but idk
I am single and I have watched this
Not a single person has watched this
I left some pork & sauerkraut in the slow cooker all day and I finally get to dig in I’m so stoked
I second this
Look, as an enlightened centrist, I say we lock up trump and obama.
You guys have to stop following accounts like this, all it does is undermine the left
Antisemitism is NOT real. I’m not religious. The idea that I have to accept your goofy fucking Jewish stories about you being God’s chosen people and accept the existence of your apartheid state is ABSURD. Fuck you
It's shrimple really. The natural shrimpulse is to save the 1 human, but consider the shrimplications. Shrimport-export balances would shrimplode, resulting in a totalitarian shrimperial state shrimprisoning dissidents with shrimpunity. The shrimpact cannot be overstated
I asked grok if Ai was good and it said yes. Checkmate!