𝕎𝔼𝔹 ℍ𝔼𝔸𝔻!

the 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 the 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 the 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍

💙𝕊𝕦𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞 – 𝕀𝕟𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟💙 "ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ – ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ & ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ." ᴍᴅɴɪ : ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜱʜɪᴘ (ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ♡ + ↺

“Betty Brant asked me to do a photo for the “Bugle Spotlight”…. So… Yeah.”

“Not a big cracker guy… Or celery for that matter. It’s not too bad. Like eating pudding.”

“It’s in a jar… It’s fine. I just… Scoop some out with a butter knife as a quick snack.”

Curious to see who might still be interested in this account.

“Don’t judge me for having peanut butter at my desk… It’s a good snack!”

𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙔 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙀 - - ! 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝙆𝙊𝙉𝙎 . . .

⠀⠀ ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐫𝐞͟𝐛͟𝐞͟𝐜͟𝐜͟𝐚͟ 𝐰͟𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐭͟𝐨͟𝐧. recently divorced. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀business woman & owner of ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the afc richmond greyhounds. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀nsfw account, mdni. 18+ ᅠ ⠀⠀

“Oh hey! Someone made a post about me… As Spidey too… Why’s is mature locked? Can’t be that ba-.” Peter sees the explicit details of what someone wants Spider-Man to do. “… You… I… Uh… I need… What…?”

“I’m up and ready! Oop! Sorry!”

𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐟𝐰/𝐍𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 ♡ + ↻ #mkrp #MVRP

“I’m a little terrified that there’s a woman floating around on a surf board, all in silver…. I mean should I be worried or…?”

‍ ‍ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ───── .✦ ⠀⠀ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔶 𝔯𝔭 ⭒ 𝐭𝐡 ⸝ 𝐞𝐧𝐠 ‍ ‍

“Uh… Good morning?”

RIP his pelvis…

“Morning, New York! What do you got for me today?!”

“The guy threw a car at me… A. CAR.”