Star-Lord

"Hey, you know what? There's another name you might know me by. Star-Lord."

"I'm telling you!" "It was so hard to take him seriously! His head looked like a dick...Sure he tried to kill me...But come on."

"She still lets you just...Run around and almost kill yourself!"

"They only needed to call us! The guardians. We'll actually get it done."

"That's actually why me and my crews here." "Yep! The old Avengers couldn't handle it so they called us."

"...............So you don't...Want to patch that up?"

"Nope, just me..." "...I didn't even know you were here."

"The only reason you count is because Spirit doesn't have the balls to fire you..."

"Oh good for you....You can pick people up!" "We don't have a ton of heroes that cab do that already."

"Hmm hmm hmm hmm..."

"I KNOW, RIGHT?!" "It's the best feeling!"

"Yeah, you get it! Music also just makes the whole battle thing so much cooler!"

"...Or you just start kicking some ass and playing some tunes."

"Not at all."

"Why would any of us say that?"

"Again...Real heroes...." "I'm talking about real heroes...Me..."

"Exactly."

"No! Of the galaxy! REAL HEROES!"

"Look...The Fantastic Four...Overrated as hell." "You wanna know about real heroes? Let me tell you about the Guardians-"

"...." "How are you a hero again?"

"...Seriously, who's gonna tell Loki that outfit is terrible..." "The horns are a little much."