Alyssa, Queen of Raccoons
@AlysssaHazel
Speculative Fiction Author Writing Stereotype Sometimes I think and say funny things All Memes 100% Freerange
Well, looky here. You found the pinned comment. Guess I should tell you about my books! I specialize in weird and speculative fiction! Want Spooky? The Twitching Light Omnibus and To Those Who Haunt You! Want Sci-Fi Thrillers? The Helios System Books! Want Low, Odd,…




Just when you thought our masthead couldn't get any cooler... we turn it up to 11.
A space nun gets thrown in prison for growing Holy Space Speed. And things only get weirder from there.
Explain your book poorly. 📚
Ended today with 2092 words typed! Brings us to a total of 11680 words in Beyond the Juniper Trees!
Crossed the 10k word count in Beyond the Juniper Trees!
Crossed the 10k word count in Beyond the Juniper Trees!
the dinosaurs leaving the surface to the ones being left behind in order to become fossils
No one: Not a single soul: "Dinosaurs faked the meteor to conceal their escape to hollow earth. It is from there they rule us, our Saurian overlords."
GN Friends. I think tomorrow I'm going to post something so deranged and absurd I get community noted. For kicks and giggles.
GN Friends. I think tomorrow I'm going to post something so deranged and absurd I get community noted. For kicks and giggles.

Respect to a founder, on his nameday. You are missed, icon. #RespectForGygax
Today marks what would have been Gary Gygax's 87th birthday. The co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons sparked endless adventures, friendships, and imaginations that continue to thrive. Though he left us in 2008, his legacy rolls on forever. Happy birthday, Gary. Thank you for the…
Transitioning the office into a nursery. Less than six months til I meet the little girl who'll call me "mom".

