Mama Nokasedo
@AkhankiMassef
life? meaningful. #ordainedbisexual
I don’t like yellow and my hair is short
Girls, what is stopping you from being like her?
Thank you for putting me on. May your sea never run dry🙈
Started taking vitamin c, zinc and magnesium supplements and it’s been gushing lately, like is this normal? No one needs to be this wet.
That thing people feel when they’re naked
who e be? na that one i go get for you.
Fuck them.
One of my biggest fear is a man catching me with his wife 😭😭😭 Even if I was open to it, the fear alone won't allow me. Na God save you say he no catch una 😭😭
Your mumu suppose get subscription. This type nor suppose be for free. Yours is unique.
Didn't I say in my next life??! 😏
My own life nor hard. Call me hey girl I’ll respond with hey boy.
If you need anything at all let me know. Even if it’s human head. My moots are yours use
Quick vibe #Laho
Don’t mind anybody that was actually funny😭😭😂
Na why I be edo
God please take my fertility and give it to a barren woman and in return give me her barrenness😭🤲🏾
You lacked the act of perseverance. Stick to your words no matter how ridiculous it is so that it may even sound true to you.
I casually told my ex that my whole body was sore. Him: you don’t workout, you don’t go to the gym. How come your whole body is sore. Omo I explained tire that day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have hot beautiful gist that makes me want to create a burner so I can share. Only queer mutuals that want to know should like this tweet😭
😂😂😂
our first date was at a bookstore, we bonded over poetry, he kissed my forehead. three weeks later i found out he had a finstagram where he rated all his dates. mine was 4/5. "vibes immaculate, but she walked fast"
First person to out-lore me😭
Had a patient who preferred his injections at home, so I used to go and administer them in the evenings at the time. The wife fell in love with me and we had a “situationship” for about 2 years until I moved away and blocked her.💀
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Lol His burial would’ve been the talk of the town.
Jesus
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