Airhead - Building Alkanes
@AirheadFun
founder & CPO @oylwallet. we put smart contracts on bitcoin. also got a trustless native AMM (no BS). NFA: buy & hold airheads get daily xp
My grandest delusion is that alkanes will be the place where AI meets Bitcoin. And when it does, it will no longer be my grandest delusion, I will move onto a new one.
okay let me pull u into the fold. Let's go over something before you become a deeper member of the family. hypothetically.... u want a token to be low when u claim it, and then go high after u claim it. Why? 1) "taxes" are paid on value on day its claimed 2) The later growth…
First of all do you know how hard it was for me to not accidentally say some cheeky sarcastic shit about the snapshot or pre snapshot that would give it away?? But yeah. It happened.
The Oyl XP snapshot has been officially taken. Stay tuned for next steps.
$DIESEL is a pre-alkane 2.0 trade accordingly.
Hey @grok who are the top 10 most famous people to visit my profile
who’s gunna do the first flash loan on oyl amm? has it happened yet? I want to see it. It’s entertainment.
I mean most Bitcoin startups with tons of VC money will die if they don’t move to Alkanes. Either way, all that money will end up here, because with these tools, a smart kid in high school can build an alternative to anything in a week.
Picked up an @AirheadFun Whale Pass and this Bedridden Glory Hole Fatty yesterday Been super impressed by what @taggaOyl @kevin_alkanes @jin_maa and everyone else building on Alkanes have been doing I was initially cautious because we see dozens of random metaprotocols pop up…
Cold in here. Nips hard.
Announcing: official SUBFROST docs ❄️ We've spent the last 6 months contributing to projects across the Alkanes ecosystem, while understanding where SUBFROST can provide the most value to Bitcoin DeFi as a whole 🩵 Now it's our turn. frBTC to mainnet next. Docs below 👇
Oyl AMM big whoop why use it? no wrapped bitcoin, no stablecoin yet, no yield on either? what incentive will bring the liquidity? well now, partner, strap in because the answer will blow your socks off. truly shake you to your core. you think you're ready for this? you aren't…
There are 51 Pools on Oyl AMM. are they deep? nah. are they on L1? yes forever. more 🌊🔜
BTC -> frBTC via SUBFROST and then frBTC -> bUSD via OYL AMM, atomically. They literally invented Ethereum because they thought this was impossible.
the first synthetic in a DEX is a massive moment. In other eco the stables and wrapped synthetics always preceded the AMM. not on bitcoin L1. Its so different that if you think you know what is gunna happen you dont. i dont either, nobody does. but we can derive prices.
👀It begins… @oylwallet @AirheadFun
If you got two alkanes for free... would you LP them? I think you would. Would you? I think you wood. wood.