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imagine if runes had fair mints with no lost fees to miners no bricked lots and instead, had fair mints where tx fees fund an AMM LP instant swaps after mint out like a merger between normal runes mints & bonding curve launchpads who's building this? @radfi_btc

this is the larry fink of ordinals and other niche bitcoin metaprotocols we're in good hands everybody

on most chains, the goal for degens is to make more money on bitcoin, the goal for degens is to make more bitcoin the proliferation of bitcoin-denominated trading will only continue to grow, regardless of the backing tech another reason why DeFi on Bitcoin is such big unlock

if you see this squirrel and feel 🐿️ pain for selling too early 🐿️ regret for fading 🐿️ FOMO for not having enough congratulations, you are fueling the next great Ordinals bull run i thank you for your service

lessons in here it's sub-1 sat/vB summer baby get in or get left behind with your empty block lookin azz

well well well just did a test swap of DIESEL for FARTANE using sandsend.xyz/swap by @Fartanium and it worked first try most don't realize the Alkanes AMM is already live on mainnet, it just doesn't have a frontend yet so Mr. Fartman made his own in the meantime YLTSI

every time i use an EVM BTC L2 i wonder where my life went wrong

an incredible thing ordinals unlocked was decentralized file storage that will live on bitcoin forever it goes way beyond our jpegs inscribing the afghan war logs, published by @JulianAssange_ via WikiLeaks in 2010, is an amazing way to demonstrate this i'll be there july 25

the playbook is simple mint, buy, & sell ordinals on @trio_xyz get XP (& burn $TRIO when you mint) enter free giveaways get rewarded looks like its ribeyes for my wife and i tonight 😈

get ready for an onslaught of "it's time to lock in and retire your bloodline" posts as soon as things heat up, CT loves to induce FOMO during these times, locking in for me is not suddenly sizing up into every play it's a lot of figuring out when and how I want to size out

two recent examples in ordinals @adderrels @NOTonBTC you love to see it (unless you are feeling pain rn)

as we head into another era of new metaprotocols & L2's on Bitcoin let the record show that @AlkanePandas will always be Bitcoin's first smart contract NFT not just the "first on Alkanes" no matter what may come in the future, they will forever be historic few understand

the more people feel pain for fading or selling too early the higher your assets will go pain begets fomo fomo begets gud price it's simple degenonomics

it is always an amazing day when i get to say this: EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT OWNS BITCOIN IS IN THE PROFIT RIGHT NOW EVERY SINGLE PERSON ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS HOLD

Stacks is a garbage fake “BTC L2” Change my mind

another cool one coming up from @trio_xyz and @buymatador, where we have a merger of >the< two stores of value in one inscription not only is it backed by physical gold, but matador physically etched their gold holdings to mimic how we inscribe satoshis on bitcoin pretty epic

this is schrödinger's box inside of it exists nothing and everything at the same time, until it is opened i am NOT excited to see what's in the box only way to find out is to mint @NOTonBTC on @MEonBTC on the 10th but i'm NOT gonna do that nope, can't make me 🙅‍♂️

A cool thing about Clock In is how it acts as a proxy for Alkanes interest and involvement on a regular basis Usually you have to look at secondary markets (floor price, volume) or minting activity (which wildly fluctuates) With Clock In, the chain gives us a daily snapshot

Proof of Dawg

read this post and try and tell me you aren't bullish on @Ducatstable then ask yourself why you aren't testing out Ducat right now and farming Quanta while doing so couldn't be me, but if that's you, it's not too late to start 👇 app.ducatprotocol.com/quanta?referra…