Duffle. 🦅

The answers: Torres: 1 in 8 seasons Rooney: 2 in 13 seasons Tevez: 0 in 7 seasons Owen: 0 in 16 seasons Van Persie: 2 in 11 seasons Adebayor: 1 in 11 seasons Fun fact, Thierry Henry? 5 in 8 seasons

Bro used to say "3GB RAM cleared" on a phone with 1GB total

just to feel something

i’m at a stage where i’m over all the social stuff, let’s just get to the money

He’s matured enough to differentiate between idol and best, something most of Ronaldo fans don’t understand.

We don’t give enough credit to luck when discussing success in career paths or life in general.

Drake fans and Drake haters meeting tonight at 9PM

Nah Klopp must be fuming lmao. Liverpool could've had a legit dynasty but after he used the Business card to buy veneers they gave him a budget of £25 per transfer window.

Dating is "hard" because regular people don't think they're regular. Everyone has this imaginary superiority complex. You're literally doing nothing different from the next person, but somehow you're so much better?

Messi - Maradona will forever be the greatest dynamic in football, no other case of two players that comes close. It’s crazy how alike they’re in status, height, talent, strong foot, playstyle & on top of that from the same country. script seems to be written by god himself

when I was in the psych ward last time there was this really autistic guy who would misbehave a lot and they would tell him Lil Durk was coming to the unit to quiet him down

Manando the reason I Didier

empathy burnout is so real i'm tired of understanding people

BOMBOCLARK 😭