Agent Chud
@AgentChud
Things are only impossible until they are not. I will dump on you. Xs are not financial advice | artist https://elonrwa.art | advisor @3janexyz
Update on holdings / brief thesis: - LQTY: Immutable DeFi protocol like the BTC of DeFi; generates revenue for stakers via PIL bribes, self-sustaining with no governance or VC capture; long-term hold for ETH believers. - ALD: Undervalued with 30% ownership of FXN, CLEVER, and…
POV You bought my bags
Huge for @protocol_fx / @aladdindao Fireworks incoming
Shorting in DeFi is about to change. sPOSITIONs are going live today on f(x) Protocol bringing native, fixed-leverage shorts with 0% funding cost and minimal liquidation risk. No margin calls. No creeping fees. No centralized dependencies. Shorting in DeFi has always been…
Why is half my Algo this shit now... Which one of my mutuals did this to me? Isn't Pedro a poof how is he "cheating" with this lady?
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood actor Pedro Pascal is being met with ‘cheating’ allegations after fans began noticing how he interacts with his married co-star Vanessa Kirby during Fantastic Four interviews.
he's not even mentioning what is by far the funniest finding of this paper
Another Matt Levine classic... bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…
Which one of y'all is this
Serial 'butt sniffer' arrested multiple times for smelling random women in public
Real
Everything so far has been accumulation. The real parabolic moves haven’t even begun.
BIC if true.
After years of championing provenance, uplifting creators, and stewarding the worlds most iconic meme, we're thrilled to unveil our alliance with @BIC_dao —a groundbreaking Joint Venture, written in the stars. BIC safeguards a vast treasury of meme NFTs, acquired directly from…
Jesus ok 😂
The Everclear Foundation has executed a one-off buyback of CLEAR worth $300k to replenish treasury following a recent strategic investment. To clarify - this is a separate purchase from already planned recurring DAO buybacks (announced in April) which will take full effect after…
Hyperlane Warp Routes 2.0 will use @EverclearOrg for native rebalancing. Bridge fast, across more chains, into native assets that actually work. Initial HWR 2.0 routes opening soon.
Go time.
sPOSITIONs are Live! 🔥 You can now trade both directions on f(x) with ✅ 0 funding fees ✅ Minimal liquidation risks Go long or go short with up to 7X leverage 👇 fx.aladdin.club/v2/trade/
Just had one of those HIIT sessions where you feel retarded after... Like I cooked my brain
Interesting... Brave for saying this they gonna come for llamas head
Lifetime revenue of all NFT marketplaces*: 950M Lifetime revenue of all pumpfun-like launchpads: 830M If you assume that launchpad memecoins are gonna behave like NFTs last cycle and total earned by platforms will be similar, the pumpfun cycle would be on its last legs
ethereum cannot be replicated the first smart contract blockchain launched with PoW before the PoS transition. anyone with a mid-range GPU could participate. the strongest network effects these are the hardest to replicate. largest ecosystem, most developers, highest TVL. a…
My first rotten memory too
Rotten was an insane website. I remember vividly a man getting beheaded by the helicopter blades.
Total manlet death
Street rumour is that Raj is a sizeable LP in Joe's liquid fund I told you that in the end we are all retail Internet capital markets