Absolute Cuts
@AbsoluteCuts
🎧 Ryan Cullen & Mark Nelson review a different movie every week, with plenty of non-movie comedy too. No need to have seen it—just tune in for the laughs! 🍿🎬
Now is your chance to support the podcast & become an Absolute Cut 🎬 For only £2.50/mth you will receive a bonus episode weekly, access to the exclusive Absolute Cuts discord along with some future special episodes & more Join patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPo…
I absolutely love this film so much Cullen, not so much
DIRTY DANCING | Absolute Cuts Podcast #98 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson's holiday scam, autistic celebrities and why Swayze deserved a better career. Spotify - tinyurl.com/ytenuj9y Youtube - tinyurl.com/wwyhz5kn Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9
DIRTY DANCING | Absolute Cuts Podcast #98 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson's holiday scam, autistic celebrities and why Swayze deserved a better career. Spotify - tinyurl.com/ytenuj9y Youtube - tinyurl.com/wwyhz5kn Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9
Join this now to witness @RyanCullen90's ascension to becoming 2002 Boris Johnson. Laugh count on Patron exclusive episodes = High Price to you the listener to access these episodes = Low Extremely questionable 1950's-esque based attitude from one of the hosts = High
Now is your chance to support the podcast & become an Absolute Cut 🎬 For only £2.50/mth you will receive a bonus episode weekly, access to the exclusive Absolute Cuts discord along with some future special episodes & more Join patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPo…
JUMPER | Absolute Cuts Podcast #97 Ryan & Mark talk about Cullen ruining yet another Whatsapp group and why Hayden Christiansen has less charisma than a toilet roll tube Spotify - tinyurl.com/3xwhmbdu YouTube - tinyurl.com/2j2unjda Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b
WOLF OF WALL STREET | Absolute Cuts Podcast #96 The boys talk about Bonnie Blue, lawless golf and whether this film glamourises being a horrible human being. Spotify - tinyurl.com/mwxe4k6u YouTube - tinyurl.com/3x86zpwy Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b
Marks Big announcement 🚨 Patreon for New episode & bonus episodes. Rest you mugs can wait Patreon - patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPo…
WANTED | Absolute Cuts Podcast #95 Ryan & Mark talk about fridges, the population of Andorra and what Arnold Schwarzenegger says during sex. Spotify - tinyurl.com/mr3rkdry YouTube - tinyurl.com/2ssdyfxr Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b
CHINATOWN | Absolute Cuts Podcast #94 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson dyeing his hair again, World War 3 & the horribleness of Roman Polanski Spotify - tinyurl.com/3t98dxaf YouTube - tinyurl.com/56b446sc Patreon - tinyurl.com/5bzrz28b
FOOTLOOSE | Episode #93 is out now Ryan & Mark talk about the size of Cullen balls, Chat GPT and why no one in the film can actually dance. Spotify - tinyurl.com/2np5kv6u YouTube - tinyurl.com/2rb22xsa Patreon (Bonus EPs) - tinyurl.com/bdcr2vyy
Schindler's List | Episode #92 is out now Ryan & Mark talk about Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, kids books & the Traumatic Spielberg classic Spotify - tinyurl.com/2umcfauy YouTube - tinyurl.com/pystvv9w Patreon (Bonus EPs) - tinyurl.com/bdcr2vyy
Mission Impossible 2 | Episode #91 is out now Ryan & Mark talk about farting on cakes, Napoli and why Ethan Hunt is the way he is with women Spotify - tinyurl.com/ye2x8syz YouTube - tinyurl.com/yenctw39 Patreon (Bonus EPs) - tinyurl.com/bdcr2vyy
SLITHER | Episode #90 is live Ryan and Mark talk about a mad taxi journey, cyclists & cover possibly our most messed up film yet Spotify - tinyurl.com/ynnss5xb Youtube - tinyurl.com/bdus49h6 Patreon - tinyurl.com/yt9da6rd
We are on Patreon folks if you'd like to support us - Regular episode earlier along with bonus Episode weekly - Access to the Discord server & more Become an absolute cut patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPo…
STAND BY ME | Episode #89 is live Ryan and Mark if certain things would get you arrested, Cullen conquering LA and how you should remove a leech Spotify - tinyurl.com/2542fmsr Youtube - tinyurl.com/yv25x3cu Patreon - tinyurl.com/yt9da6rd
This was not one of my better moments - Ry
@AbsoluteCuts Just discovered the podcast. Going through from the start. Nearly came off the motorway, laughing my tits off at the Face/Off chopsticks/toothpicks blunder 😂
DOGMA | Episode #87 is live Ryan and Mark talk about pilates, Kneecap, and Nelson asks the most controversial question on the podcast to date Spotify - tinyurl.com/bdpztakt Youtube - tinyurl.com/3ytswkm3 Patreon - tinyurl.com/yt9da6rd
MISSISSIPPI BURNING | Episode #86 is live Ryan and Mark talk about Judas, Willem Dafoe's cock and Cullen reveals the most mental thing he almost did Spotify - tinyurl.com/4ckshujf Youtube - tinyurl.com/4hvydtxz Patreon - tinyurl.com/yt9da6rd
